I'm like a cat. I like splashing around in the water but I don't like swimming laps or anything. I'm not a particularly strong swimmer.

TUBM has been skydiving.

Nope, if the next plane I'm on is hijacked or the pilot falls asleep I will certainly do that though.
TUBM acts very stupid but is reasonably smart.

Yes, very much.

TUBM is very sarcastic most of the time.

No, I'm not sarcastic at all.


TUBM would like to go bungy jumping.

Not really, never saw the fun in it.
TUBM has broken a TV.

No, but I've broken the remote for the TV.

TUBM has broken a TV remote.

Nope.

TUBM has a broken computer mouse.

Nope.

TUBM is from Great Britain.

Correct, we in Britain enslaved a sub-continent to ensure tea supplies for our mansions. Making it the most pointless conquest ever in terms of reasoning.
TUBM lives in the The land of Oz. (Australia, not the place with the wizard)

False, just in a 'small' country that conquered and colonized a huge piece of frozen land which became majorly useful only ~60 years ago, and may stop being useful 60 years from now with current fossil fuel usage rate.

TUBM never was in Africa.

Nope, too many Mosquitos and Somali pirates. But jokes on them, I have no money or oil!
TUBM has never played the original Doom.

True, I'm not a fan of shooting, in games as well.

TUBM has long hair?

Ponytail, actually. Used to wear it down to my butt.

TUBM has swallowed a toenail clipping.

Ew. No.

TUBM sometimes thinks they have dyslexia because they keep typing things the wrogn way around.
*facepaw*
Like I just did.

Yep. Sometimes I do. But that only happens when I'm on my laptop. My iPad, however, will just autocorrect for me.

TUBM has either one of 3 items: iPod Touch, iPad, or an iPhone.

Yes, I am using it now.
TUBM has never owned a console themselves. (Exept PC)

True. PC will prevail!

TUBM has an R/C car/plane/boat scale model?

Scale model? I wish, a plane would be totally awesome!
TUBM has over 200 games.

No, just a few transport-related strategies, MSFS 2004 and an IL-2 Sturmovik.


TUBM likes "shooter" games

Correct, like Kevin I have exceeded natural reaction times.
TUBM owns a property, or at least co-owns.

((who is that Kevin character you're talking about? ))

No, too young and poor for that.


TUBM is a (co-)developer of a smartphone app?

I believe I am mistaking characters across a vast number of comics, sorry bout that! Ralph is the correct name I am after.
And No, I'm not a IT guy. I know nothing about technology, so I can't develop it.
TUAM has also made such an arbitrary mistake.

1.)I'm not the user above you, but anyway...
2.)Probably. I've read so many different books. It can be easy to confuse them.

TUBM has had chickenpox.

Yes, I was around 5, I think. The most dramatic part of the story that my father never had it before that moment.

TUBM prefers e-books to paper ones?

Definitely not! You can't beat the feel or smell of a good, hard copy book. Plus you don't have to turn it off for takeoff and landing.

TUBM loves jazz ffrom the first half of the 20th century.

A few of them, yes.

TUBM likes classic rock.

Some of it, yes.

TUBM prefers dogs to cats.

Depends on who owns the dogs. I find I like dogs a lot more when I don't have to take care of them.

TPBM has never left their home continent.

False. I have.

TUBM is paranoid.

What? Of course not! Who told you that? Who do you work for? Are they watching us right now? Do you have some kind of bug on you? Is this some strange mind game planned by my enemies? Are you a Martian spy?!

...Okay, maybe I'm KIND of paranoid.

TPBM is secretive of things they don't actually think have any reason to be secret sometimes.

No, I just don't like talking to people from where I am. I don't have any secrets.
TUBM sings whenever they are alone in the house.

Sometimes, yes.

TUBM has a guilty pleasure.

...yes. Many of them...

TUBM has an account on Deviant Art

No. I'd have nothing to put on there since I can't draw.

TUBM has a photobucket account.

I totally forgot it existed, so no.
TUBM listens to Paramore.

Never heard of it, so no.

TUBM is a vegetarian.

Nope, in fact the majority of what I eat is meat. (Canine FTW!)
The user has had a organ removed.

Do teeth count as organs? If not then no.

TUBM has donated blood.

Not really, but I tried to.

TUBM is homeschooled.

Indeed I am.

TPBM has never been to their state's capital.