Corrupt a Wish

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Sat May 25, 2013 5:54 am

Granted, but you can't get film for it any more.

I wish I could still get my favorite computer keyboard, which has been out of production since the '90s, but in a USB version.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat May 25, 2013 10:15 am

Granted. Too bad you can't get a computer compatible with it.

I wish for a digital SLR.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sat May 25, 2013 2:52 pm

Granted, the quality sucks.

I wish I could undo some of my past.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat May 25, 2013 2:58 pm

granted....but that lead to a time paradox , causing your future to change and yada yada yada end of the world

I wish for a giant apple

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sat May 25, 2013 3:06 pm

Granted, it's now your home. Unfortunately, a bunch of Fruit Flies has eaten up your home.

I wish David Tennant was the all time Doctor in Doctor Who.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat May 25, 2013 4:13 pm

Granted, he is 124 and still at it!
I wish game developers would create something new without ripping off other ideas.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat May 25, 2013 4:18 pm

granted ! you never said anything about quality

I wish I have a chocobo

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat May 25, 2013 4:20 pm

Granted, you are subjecting it to horrible, horrible imbreeding to get the golden chocobo. you should be ashamed.
I wish I had night vision.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sat May 25, 2013 4:29 pm

Granted, you never get to see day light.

I wish I had the power to turn into anyone and anything.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat May 25, 2013 4:58 pm

granted , that also mean that eventually , you'll lose track of what your real form is......yah that would be troublesome wouldn't it

I wish sunlight was colder , seriously it's scorching hot >_<'

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sat May 25, 2013 10:39 pm

Granted, you caused global cooling. Everyone on earth is mad now.

I wish one of my friend had a better life.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 12:46 am

Granted. You get to swap lives with him.

I wish for some string. You never know when you might need a good bit of string.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 1:32 am

Granted, it is VooDoo string and is trying to kill you.
I wish I kept the NES

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 1:34 am

granted , all the game went flying out the window though

I wish the exams already over

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 1:37 am

Granted, you failed and must Re-sit!

I wish the week didn't fly by like it has.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 1:43 am

Granted. It's crawled at a snails pace so you've been wishing the whole time for it to hurry up instead.

I wish for my own holodeck.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 1:44 am

granted , and the same thing happen to you as it happened to Grape ......probably shouldn't have imagine that
I wish I have a door that can go anywhere I wish just by opening it

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 1:47 am

Granted, you want to go to the door and become trapped in a door of the door of the door.
I wish I had sleight of hand. (No skill with cards at all)

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 1:50 am

Granted. But you get caught cheating in card games and sent to prison.

I wish the posting rate in Exotic Acres would speed up.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 1:51 am

Granted you can't keep up.
I wish we had more important things to do, like saving Hyrule.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 1:58 am

Granted. But we don't get the time to do them.

I wish I knew what a Hyrule was.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:00 am

Granted, Hyrule is a land in the legend of Zelda that is constantly under siege from evil for the triforce.
I wish I had the triforce (I wish for a muffin!)

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:30 am

granted , you lost the triforce for a muffin .....my dog and I thought Gannon was bad at using it....
i wish for the ocarina of time

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:33 am

Granted, but you any play it resulting in the moon crashing into you. You have suffered a terrible fate haven't you?
I wish I had the Keaton mask.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:38 am

granted , and now the deku scrubs will chase after you and spitting nuts at you
I wish I know how to play a flute

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:39 am

Granted, it's the spirit pipes, and they suck.
I wish the well didn't have all those redead at the bottom on master quest.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:42 am

granted , they're everywhere else , and oh yah sunlight and the sun song won't affect them anymore , have fun <3
I wish 06 was a good game

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:45 am

Granted as It's a good game, but is very buggy cos they rushed it as you all wanted it early.
I wish crisis city wasn't in generation, as you go back in time but end up in the future.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:59 am

granted , but now because the game's too short , they have to bring back a stage from sonic labyrinth XD
I wish chaos emeralds was a thing

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:01 am

Granted, all your friends are kidnapped by a madman and placed into machines. Have fun!
I wish I could use the Creation of all things technique, I wanna make a army of mini-kyuubi's

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:05 am

granted....you have no idea how horrifying it is to have so many mini-you running around , trust me , like having 100 little bros

I wish for a magic bean

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:09 am

Granted you eat it and it grows inside you. It's like using a wood style technique, albeit like throwing up leaves...
I wish I could be bothered to get up, soooo lazy...

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:13 am

granted , you will be bothered , and the goal is for you to get up , but amazingly you're too lazy even for that , so now you're feeling lazy AND bothered

I wish I was a little more hard working

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:15 am

Your more hard working, but you are also dumber, causing you to get shouted at for failing. You become a demoralized Kitsune ( hard to do )
I wish I had a large breakfast right about now...

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:21 am

granted , full of the food that you hate , and if possible , allergic to

I wish I could recognize some of the obscure references on the internet

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:23 am

Granted, everything is citied as Internet, as it is a reference reference, giving no information as to who actually made it.
I wish I could play double guitar to raise money for the sites I like.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:27 am

(you guys are making this harder and harder to corrupt some of these wishes you know >_<)
granted , but they needed a lot , and as the only one who's actually realized how much they actually need , you overworked yourself
I wish you guys just wish something simple and easy for me to corrupt without feeling about it

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:28 am

Granted, I wish for a broken thermo-nuclear device. Easy enough? Or too easy?

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:32 am

th-the.....Oi !
Granted ! It explodes into your face like king's present did to him in that Christmas strip , making you a laughing stock for the other foxes
I wish for a giant bamboo shot

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:34 am

Granted, you are shot by bamboo. Plants have declared war upon you.
I wish I could sing, like a proper singer and not like a drunk.