No, I'm not the fan of the genre.

TUBM is proficient in speaking more than 2 languages?

False. I'm proficient in one (English) and semi-proficient in another (French). Aside from that, I know nothing.

TUBM has been to Africa.

Not at all.

TUBM has been to Singapore.

Nope. But I have been to Malaysia.

TUBM has to mow the lawn.

This weekend, yeah.

TUBM has Skype.

Yup.

TUBM doesn't have twitter.

yep....i think i might get one this summer....

TUBM has a candy cane.

No, and I can't remember when I had one

TUBM overuses the "..." punctuation mark...

Yup.
It's fun to use though so...

TUBM is tired.

No. More nervous than tired.

TUBM changed his forums signature this month?

Nope. I did it several months ago.

TUBM is a fan/likes my Facebook page.

Well that depends, who are you and why should I care?
TUBM likes mythical creatures.

Only a few of them.

TUBM has experienced and earthquake before.

Yes, it defeated my Charizard in battle.
TUBM has never trodden on Lego.

I don't think I have.

TUBM is currently dating someone.

Nope.

TPBM has never dated anyone.

Yes. Me personal life is, was, and, maybe, will be too much of a mess to make dating a possibility.

TUBM had his flight diverted?

...no? I don't think I have...

TUBM has been to the Middle East.

Nope. But I do have friends from there.

TUBM would like to have lunch with Rick Griffin.

One of these days, yeah!

TUBM has walked passed Rick Griffin and didn't realize it was him.

I don't think so. Has Rick Griffin been in the Philippines yet?

TUBM has had at least one full conversation with Rick Griffin. Like, face to face conversation.

I wish!

TUBM knows TUAM in real life.

I've never been to the Phillipines, so probably not.

TUBM doesn't like burgers.

False, I like burgers.

TUBM knows someone in Kansas (other than me).

Nope.

TUBM knows someone in Australia (aside from me).

I know a web comic artist who lives there, but not personally.

TUBM knows someone in China.

Nope.

TUBM will say that this statement is false.

True.
No, wait... false?

TUBM loves mash potatoes.

True.

TUBM loves paradoxes.

Indeed they are interesting.

TUBM saw the Xbox Reveal.

False, I don't really care about consoles.

TUBM owns an Xbox of any kind?

I own an Xbox360.

TUBM has a Nintendo 3DS .

False, but I though of getting something like it when I have funds and time.

TUBM spends more than 3 hours each day on going to and from school/college/work

I live close to my university. It takes me 15 minutes to drive there from my home and only 5-10 minutes to bike there on my bike when I'm at my fraternity.

TUBM lives on campus.

False, I'm in still in high school, and when I enroll in university I won't get a place on campus because I'm living in the same city where university is.

TUBM studies design in college/university?

False. My major is Bakery Science and Management. No, I'm not studying to be a chef or cook. Think Pepperidge Farm, Nestlé, and Nabisco.

TUBM owns a car.

Yep. A 2005 Holden Astra CD hatchback with only 25000km on the clock. I just got it a few weeks back and couldn't be happier with it.

TUBM owns a skateboard.

Nope.

TPBM is either annoyed or angry right now.

Nope.

TUBM is watching Doctor Who right now.

Nope. Haven't watched a single episode either. But I have seen a ton of gif's about it though.

TUBM doesn't live with his/her parents.