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Granted, but what's the point in renaming Tuesday into Friday? There's still a whole bunch of work days to go through.

I wish auto-tune never existed
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granted. now everything on the radio sounds worse than it currently does.

I wish I had more time to do stuff
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granted , now you have more time , and WAY more stuff to do :twisted:
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Granted. But it's connected to an incredibly advanced computer and an unbelievable complex control panel so you have no idea where the on switch is, let alone how to work the darn thing.

I wish whoever keeps playing loud music/tv near my room would cut it out!
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Your room's cut out. NOW what do you do?

I wish for sufficiently advanced technology as to be indistinguishable from magic.
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Granted. Unfortunately it's too far advanced for you to figure out how to use.

I wish I could hypnotise people.

Guess what? That TV has stopped. Thanks, Argent. :D Unfortulately there's now a whippersnipper instead. :( There really is no peace for the wicked!
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Granted. You CAN but you don't know how.

I wish people would stop talking to me while I'm wearing my earphones.
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Granted. Unfortunately your earphones are now permanently fused to your ears.

I really wish I could sing in tune.
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granted....but you are now tone deaf....

i wish for a bowl of gravy....
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Granted, but it has lumps and old vegetables in.
I wish I had a 50 inch TV
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granted.....some blond guy bust's through the wall were your t.v. is destroying it saying that your name is Alucard....

i wish i could find hellsing ultimate episode 9 English sub on YouTube.....
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Granted, your broadband has kersploaded, making you have to wait hours to watch a short video.
I wish I was taller.
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granted.....you now suffer from gigantism.

i wish for a bow.
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Granted, your little bow is pink and complements your hair perfectly.
I wish I had a IQ of 300.
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granted but your head is the size of a dumpster....

i wish for strawberry preserve's.
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Granted, you have a strawberry fossil.
I wish I could transform.
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granted....you are now a porter-potty.

i wish i could turn into a bird.
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Granted, you cannot fly. Meet mr tiddles, he is a cat!
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granted....you have to deal with the murderous viruses and hackers. :P (meet agent smith)

i wish for a mecha!
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Granted, You have a mech, his name is bender and he is lazy and runs on alcohol.
I wish I could mimic people perfectly and instantaneously.
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Granted, but you can only do it once, and now there are two of that person trying to figure out why there are two of that person. Neither remembers that one of them was once you.

I wish I didn't have to explain that.
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All your devices that could let you post on this forum turn to dust. You now have an excuse not to explain it to people here.

I wish for peace.
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Granted. But you get a piece of pie due to a transcribing error.

I wish I could learn via diffusion.
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granted....but "something" go's wrong....

i wish for chronos to come and talk to me....

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Granted. But you get this Cronus (from Class of the Titans) and he imprisons you and forces you to work for him.

I wish I was good at billiards.
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granted.....but then the bills/tax's come in......

i wish for a 70inch plasma widescreen t.v. .......with netflix.
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Granted. But every time you turn it on it overloads your circuits and blows all your fuses.

I wish for something.
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granted......its Dissension......with an armload of acorns!!!!

i wish to see alucard....
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Granted. But he mistakes you for an enemy and humiliates and disables you.
(Thanks, wikipedia, for that info on Alucard :lol: )

I wish that Delusional Steve gets invited to King and Bailey's wedding.
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granted , it actually already happened , but it's a secret strip only Rick knows about
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Granted. But you don't get the awesomeness that goes with it.

I wish Star Trek will be as good if not better than the trailer when I go to see it tonight.
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Hlaoroo wrote:Granted. But you don't get the awesomeness that goes with it.
oh ho ho ho this means war my little bunny friend
GRANTED ! It will be much , MUCH better , the problem is you won't be able to see it , whether because it's traffic or the ticket mysteriously dissapear :twisted:
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serence ice fox wrote: oh ho ho ho this means war my little bunny friend
In that case, I'd better change my avatar again. You do not wanna mess with this bunny! :twisted:

Granted. You're now so nice that it's overbearing and you end this war.

I wish for some superpowers to help me win this war.
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granted....only to find out that it has no effect on me!!!!(i now declare WAR)

i wish for a sword.
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Granted, Wilkinson Sword, twin blade razor!

I wish for a tasp.
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granted.....they cancelled...

i wish for a new wood floor.
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Granted. And it comes complete with ravenous termites.

I wish for a pet cow.
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granted....it lost 3 of its 4 stomachs and has intestinal parasites...

i wish for a new heart....
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Granted, it's in your hand and is still beating :cry:
I wish I had a large sum of money.
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Granted, you get a lot of 100 USD banknotes, spread around the world, and you can find them one-by-one by following the instructions written on them.
Simplifying - lots of flights. Much more money spent then earned.

I wish I didn't overcomplicate a lot of things
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