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Granted, you caused Rick to be exhausted. Thus reverting back to Monday, Wednesday, Friday comics.

I wish I could teleport.
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Granted, but you never have time to read it.

I wish I could see more of Australia.
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Granted, but you can only teleport to the cliffs of Dover in 1120 AD.

Granted, you teleport to a geocentric orbit over the latitude of Adelaide. You can see all of Australia from there, while you desperately try to figure out how to teleport back.

I wish I had a flying carport.
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Granted. But your car gets smashed on the street 3000ft below when you try to back out of it.

I wish I could yoyo.
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Granted, but they become corrupted and you lose access to a computer.
I wish TV wasn't boring.
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Granted. Every time you turn your TV on, it explodes!

I wish for a bag of jelly babies, and a sonic screwdriver.
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Granted, The jelly babies attack you and your sonic screwdriver doesn't work.

I wish for more seasons of HEROES.
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Granted. But they get new writers who are terrible and sack the old ones.

I wish for season 9 of Bones to arrive already!
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Granted. You're house is filled with bees and people suspect you of murder.

I wish David Tennant was still the Doctor in Doctor Who.
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granted, but you he's now completely depressed cause he's lost quite a few more companions.

I wish Young Justice were still on the air
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Granted, however Disney take over Cartoon Network and the whole program becomes shoddy and has Mickey Mouse as a character, quickly making the channel go down forever.

I wish Sega would begin making games like they used to again.
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Granted. They rerelease all of their original games in their original format.

I wish I owned Google.
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IN THE SINGULARITY, GOOGLE OWNS YOU

I wish for a flock of pigeons named Manfred
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Granted. But whenever you're call for Manfred to deliver a message you get buried under a pile of pigeons.

I wish for a Dalmatian Plantation Home.
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Granted: Now the dalmations turn on you

I wish I had an insect bite kit right about noww.....
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Granted. But you get bitten by a snake.

I wish I had a flying umbrella like Mary Poppins'.
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Granted, it takes you to space and never comes back to Earth or any other planets.

I wish I met the voice actor of Ash Ketchem.
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Granted. But he's still a baby.

I wish I had the memory of an elephant.
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Granted, but now you keep forgetting things.

I wish I met the voice actor Starfire.
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Granted. But he only talks to you long enough to give you a signed photo.
Did I mention that the photo is of 1D?

I wish for a paradox.
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Granted, You never existed.

I wish for a slice of cheesecake.
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I wish for an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy!
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Granted but the FBI and FDA arrest you for improper preparation of food and illegal trafficking in wildlife.

I wish for a pet mimzy.
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You vanish in a direction that no-one can understand.

I wish for a little black bag.
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Granted. But you don't get the little black drawstring and strap that go with it.

I wish for a secret passage in my house.
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Granted. You don't know where it is.

I wish I had a Keyblade.
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Its stuck in the tanklock, and the doorbomb just landed on your foot.

I wish for more portmanteau words that worked in Words With Friends.
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Granted. But they take out all the regular words to make room.

I wish I wasn't getting beaten so badly in my current game of Scrabble.
(I'm losing by 90 points. :( )
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Granted, instead any kind arrangement that looks like a legit word scores points, making the game pointless (in the sense of no effort is needed to play it and it is a waste of time)

I wish kindle E-books weren't so darn expensive.
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Granted, instead of paying paperback prices you pay a daily subscription fee! Read faster!

I wish all the old SF classics were back in print.
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Granted. *Hands you a Gutenberg Printing Press*

I wish I had more time to do things.
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Everything you do now is taken away from you in one fell swoop...


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Granted, an old person begins following you constantly reminding you what the time is. (he also doesn't bathe)
I wish Apple would develop something that was useful, inexpensive, hard to break AND doesn't drag you into a series of legal agreements to purchase future upgrades. :|
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Apple iStone - The revolutionary device for threatening your enemies, scaring away noisy neighbours, and breaking stuff! 1 (one) white-painted (i)Stone can become yours for just 2.5 USD! ((and don't you dare saying it's useless - we have taken all the small stones in the world to avoid competition!))

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Granted. Now you find everything - and I mean everything funny and you scare everyone off with your constant laughter.

I wish I owned an antique store.
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granted , your store will have nothing but antique items that are possessed by evil spirit , and they will haunt you day and night
I wish I know what I want to wish for without wasting the wish that I just used so I can use that wish to actually wish for the thing i would know what to wish for.
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Granted. But your wish gets corrupted.

I wish more people would get the obscure references I keep dropping on these forums.
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Granted, but everyone else talks with more obscure references.

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Granted. You get on one and it breaks down in space and you're stuck there forever.

I wish I had the Ultima Weapon.
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