*presses buttons to cook popcorn*

I drop the hot bucket of popcorn.

I try to grab the bucket O' popcorn, but then I realize it's hot, droping it on the user bellow.

(incinerates bag of popcorn.) "oh no, I drop flaming popcorn" DANCE MONKEYS!!!! DANCE!!!!!

*watches dancing moneky*
I drop a fireblanket to smother the flames.

(covers up in fire blanket) i drop a ball of yarn.......where did i get this and why is it not burnt?

*uses ball of yarn to distract the pfeffa (cat, for those who don't speak Lapine)*

I drop a dust cloud as I speed away.

DUST!!!! (starts playing in the dust)

i drop a large dust cloud and a dirty phoenix...

*stares at the dirty phoenix for a moment*
*pours some water from the bucket to get the dirt off the bird*

I drop the empty bucket.

(looks at feathers) yay (falls into bucket)

a drop water!!!!!

This means war

I drop Something

...OH...MY...GAWD......THIS IS THE *SNIFF* GREATEST GIFT I-I HAFE EVER RECIEVED!!! *runs off crying........AGAIN*
I drop that thing...

..........*eats it*...........

i drop half of that "thing"

Isn't this lead? Sells it and buys some lasagna.

Drops half of it.

*fly's down and eats the lasagna*

i drop lead bullets....

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW


I pour a box of flechettes

I move out of the way and place lava where I was.
I drop a famin' arrow! >:D

I catch the arrow and fire it back.

I drop a sheild.

*stands around* Ding! Now I'm healed

I drop a note that says "c wut I did der?"

*reads note* ...well how is this relivant to the situation I'm-- *DUNNnn* *DUNNnn* *DUNNnn* oh gawd WHAT WAS THAT??? O.O
I (stupidly) drop my flash light.

I trip on the flashlight.
I go flying and drop my flashlight too.

OH ANOTHER ONE! *turns on and slender man apears* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *turns and realizes that I'm in a shoping mall full of manequines* OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I drop my will!

*reads will*
*changes it so I get everything*

I drop my fountain pen.

runs around the fountain thinking I've descovered pancakes... OIL! I MEAN OIL!
I drop an oil drum of ink!

refils pen, printer cartridges, squids, octopi...

I drop the empty barrel.

I sneak around using the barrel like Sly Cooper.
I drop a pancake because me and Hlaoroo have been droping our stuff on each other for almost three days! XD

*Eats the pancake*
I check how long we have been dropping things and then drop the calendar.

I burn the calendar. Who needs to know what day or month it is?

I drop an empty gas tank.

*fills tank with fuel*
I drop a lighter

*runs*

*gas tank explodes*
I drop a first aid kit.

*pours hydrogen peroxide everywhere* AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

I drop a Bottle o' Healin'

Burns the bottle o' healin
Healins for noobs
I drop a headset!

Opens them up and take the magnets. Spend hours playing with the magnets.

I drop the Tsar Bomba.

You can't do that, it's already happened!

I drop a time machine with a missing interociter.

I reconfigure the time machine to use a flux capacitor instead.

I drop my wrench.

OW! Watch what you're doing up there!

I drop a 3/8ths gripley in between the spurving trunions and bend the marvel vane so it doesn't line up with the oscillating overthruster. Dagnabbit, you scwewey wabbit!

I get confused.

I drop a heavy textbook on jargon.

I was watching for that one!

I drop Eric Raymond.

It's all classic fictional jargon:

3/8th gripley and spurving trunions are from Ned's Combination Harvester in Terry Pratchett's "Mort".
Marvel Vane is from the "Rockwell Turbo-Encabulator" spoof video.
The Oscillating Overthruster is from "Buckaroo Banzai".
The Interociter is from "This Island Earth".

Which one of them?

I drop a link to Wikipedia.

[that previous post was supposed to be a PM, dagnabbit, juggling Cisco blade servers]

[The one who's editing the Jargon File]

I get lost following hotlinks in Wikipedia for a week.

I drop a link to TVTropes.