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2013/04/17 - The Important Details
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Perfesser_Bear
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:36 am Posts: 259 Location: Exeter, Confusion
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Silly Zealot Wrote:
I have been summoned from the depths of craziness, and answer your question: This isn't the worst "person goes through a metamorphosis, can't change back, settles on new life, and has children" story I've come to face (the worst one I read still torments me). That, however, doesn't mean I'll not try to crash this wedding. Here's the plan: 1) I find, by mere chance, a portal that throws me into the housepets! universe. 2) At the day of the wedding, probably at the Milton Manor courtyard, I'll sneak into the estate and when the guards and wolves try to apprehend me, I'll start hugging and kissing them all over their heads. This should scare them off, am I right? I am right! 3) I reach the courtyard and wait until the part in which the squirrel nun says "if anyone knows any reason for these two to not be together..." etc. Then, I will scream "OBJECTION!" and then say: "I'm offensive and I find this human! Besides, you can't marry that lil' guy until you meet his parents. It's the law! Or something...." 4) After that, I'll start throwing fish heads at everyone, which I would have acquired previously on the market, or the Bigglesworths' house. All this will ruin the party and delay any attempt at marriage for at least six weeks, giving me time to buy yet more fish heads! Great plan, huh? HUH?!
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Brilliant, man. It's so crazy, it just might work. Rave on!
I'd also like to know what the title of that "Worst metamorphosis..." story was, if for no other reason than to avoid it.
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Perfesser_Bear Pundit Wannabe
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Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:11 am |
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Sinder
Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:48 pm Posts: 1729 Location: The Internet
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Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:33 am |
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bhPixelFire
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:11 pm Posts: 160 Location: Waynesboro PA
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BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Poor King in the corner red as a tomato...
LOL! DADDYYY
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Psalms 148:7 - KJV - "Praise the LORD from the earth, all ye dragons, and all deeps:"
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Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:41 am |
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jman552
Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:32 pm Posts: 20
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Oh God, I KNOW something bad is going to happen in this arc PLEASE RICK DON'T MAKE PETE RUIN EVERYTHING PLEASE PLEASE PLEAESEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLESAPLEASE! ....Please?
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Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:14 pm |
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Silly Zealot
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:48 am Posts: 1497 Location: The land of the dulce de leche!
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_________________ 20th century fox? Given that this is the year 2015, that fox must be dead by now. Sadface! : (
I'm telling you, hyenas ARE canines too! Many biologists died to bring us this information! Why won't you honor their deaths?! What I did to their families?!
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Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:41 pm |
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Poncho the wolf
Joined: Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:57 am Posts: 11 Location: FOX unit HQ
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i hope the puppy is a boy
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Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:31 pm |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5061 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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_________________ Cinnamon "Sixtoes" Walton (M Pine Marten #B06060) @ Pitchpipe (F Jackrabbit #808060) @
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Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:40 pm |
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Silly Zealot
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:48 am Posts: 1497 Location: The land of the dulce de leche!
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_________________ 20th century fox? Given that this is the year 2015, that fox must be dead by now. Sadface! : (
I'm telling you, hyenas ARE canines too! Many biologists died to bring us this information! Why won't you honor their deaths?! What I did to their families?!
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Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:02 pm |
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ntswm2
Joined: Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:55 am Posts: 15
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Right, I'm pretty sure Argent rather put rather more succinctly what I rather ineptly trying to get at. Would that be from embarrassment or anger? Both are kinda justified at the moment (see above discussion of how the Housepets! Universe is kinda creepy).
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Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:03 pm |
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Xane
Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:32 pm Posts: 1352
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Yeah I try not to think about it too hard because it creeps me out a little too much.  In that one-off story Rick wrote about one area where cats were domesticated, the King Cat demanded that his people be given respect if they were to become rodent control for the humans. Treating their offspring like a commodity isn't very respectful...
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Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:30 pm |
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Silly Zealot
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:48 am Posts: 1497 Location: The land of the dulce de leche!
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I thought the same thing while I read that, but I was also thinking: We are humans, man, you think just because someone asks nicely we are gonna respect their wishes throughout the generations forever and ever? I love a dialog from the Simpsons, in which Bart and Homer are listening to the TV in the middle of the night in full volume. Lisa: "turn down the volume, I'm trying to sleep!" Homer: "Oh, Lisa, if we didn't turn it down when the police came, you think we would do it for YOU?"
_________________ 20th century fox? Given that this is the year 2015, that fox must be dead by now. Sadface! : (
I'm telling you, hyenas ARE canines too! Many biologists died to bring us this information! Why won't you honor their deaths?! What I did to their families?!
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bhPixelFire
Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:11 pm Posts: 160 Location: Waynesboro PA
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Both... but I was going for embarrassment... I CAN'T SPELL...WOOOO
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Psalms 148:7 - KJV - "Praise the LORD from the earth, all ye dragons, and all deeps:"
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Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:45 am |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5061 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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Swedish Vallhund. A Viking Wolf Corgi.  [via Moon Moon's tumblr]
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RainbowDragon
Joined: Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:23 am Posts: 75
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Well, sadly i am not so much of a Dog-type, I am more a cat-type. (if Grape and Max maybe some day  ) I think it is really funny that the pets are calling their owners Mum and dad o.o
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