Imma pirate, arrrr this puns making you laugh?

Serious-Lee, now. Mr. Supreme Fox, are this Playstation on works funny to you? Are you not enter-tainted?! Are you you not entry-painted?!

With this entry of puns, I feel bad for the entrée

It seems humor has desserted us.

Do we still have Bacon?

Plenty. So much, in fact, that there's not mushroom for anything else to fit.

That must be some mossive bacon!

Not really. I've just been telling porkies about it.

(Porkies [pork pies] is Aussie slang for lies, just by the way )

Is there a bacon of hop for any good food?

Without a buffalo wing of a doubt

Ah, now we're nearing the root beer of the problem.

You can't just bacon random words.

These food puns are falafel.

You should curry on making those food puns. Most of them can be berry funny.

I picked a daisy off my dog the other day and sent it in for analysis. It turned out to be a cauliflower.
*snickers*
Get it? Cauliflower? Collie- Oh forget it.

But are they waffle?

That's just pawful.

I'm sure they're like that on pawpurse.

I wonder how much I could get for this thread at the pawnshop.

"Collieflower? Is that why you are always barking orders? Hahahaha"
-The Annoying Orange

Leave my fur out of this.

what would we do that fur?

Okay, I'll leave you alone, just don't damage the fur-niture.

I think it'll be hard to take this line of punnery any fur-ther

I fursee much worse.

You know fir grows on trees, yes?

From the comic "The World of Vicki Fox":

Vicki: "No...not this one...nope...nah...negative...won't do...ewww no...nay...."
Zephy: "Pickin' your no's, eh?"

That's quite the vocal-bulary!
By the way, do you like animal puns or are they too much to................. BEAR?
(being saving [and putting said savings on a moneybox] for over a year now).

Not to be rude, but y'all ain't got nothin' on Kari.

Hey now, Diss ~ just because there's an army of puns doesn't mean we can't make a pun cake out of it. =3

we should probably keep these military puns private

Last time I asked for some military class puns, they gave me some plain old zero class stuff. I didn't know you had to listen to a teacher from the cockpit.

Just remember to save your peace and Tank-U's for the tank drivers. And only ask for a Tank-U back once you learn how to drive a tank.

you have urn-ed my respect

you can't let that effect you tomb-uch. You need to move on.

that would be a grave abuse of the trust we share

Better off living it then leaving it dead. Otherwise, the past shall come back to haunt you.

Okay, one more death joke and I'm gonna kill you all.

A random man: "Better dead than red."
A native american: "Hey, that's racist!"
The random man: "Errr, I meant to say better dead than READ."
A librarian: "Okay, that's it!"
And so the random man got his wish.