why yes i have as i am a long legged boy who lives near a long legged man and his long legged wife who sails on the nearby sea........

HYE seen yellow snow

Unfortunately.

HYE danced by the light of the moon?

yes i love night.

HYE got second degree sunburn.

Nope.

HYE broken a bone?

Yep. Stacked my bike and broke my metacarpal (the bone joining the thumb to the wrist - i.e. the first hand bone).

HYE slipped on the ice?

nope it almost never snows here.

HYE posted on the fan post's page.

No idea. Send a link?

HYE recieved an F?

my teacher once tried to give me a z.......

HYE read a 600 page book in 24 hours.

I might've came close to doing so.

HYE read a book halfway and never came back to it?

I once swore I would never do that, and I even managed to get through Number of the Beast, but I finally convinced myself that it wasn't worth keeping on reading once a book had become irretrievably bad.

Have you ever forced yourself to read the sequel to a mediocre book because you liked the author, and regretted it?

He's objectively a good author, but I've stopped forcing myself through the Song of Ice and Fire Books at this point. Too much feasting!

HYE successfully faked sick to skip a day of school in high, middle, or elementary school?

Multiple times, although a lot of the time I would be sick at the start of the day and perfectly fine when the clock strikes 1 8c I get weird bouts of nausea some mornings...

HYE simply not felt in the mood to do anything but listen to music and kick back?

I have.

HYE played video games and totally forgot that you had homework that's due the next day?

A lot. A. Lot.

HYE compared things from today to things in the 90's and found that the older product was better in some way?

Nokia phones would be a good example for me |D

All the time! They just don't make stuff like they used to!
These new-fangled diskmans are nothing compared to the trusty old Walkman!

HYE felt you've been left behind by technology?

I don't think so....?

HYE ran out of questions to ask?

Nope.

HEY mispelled HYE?

no...

HYE been in a car accident?

No. Fortunately.

HYE fallen on the stairs?

i used to do that for fun!!!!

HYE played pong for 24 hours....

Nope. But I have played it for 10 minutes!

HYE played the vintage arcade game Centipede?

nope.

HYE tried to steal food from someone.

No, but I've they stole from me.

HYE had your food stolen?

yes....yes i have...it was my burger!!!!

HYE seen a tiger.

I've played peekaboo with a tiger.

have you ever played with a dolphin?

No, but I have been bitten on the backside by a wombat.

HYE worked in a zoo/wildlife park?

No, but my wife was a docent at the zoo for a while. And I've been trundled over by a wombat, at least it looked like a wombat, I was in my sleeping bag at the time.

HYE been to the Gap?

I've been to the Gap in Victoria, Australia. Does that count?

HYE done gymnastics?

Not in many decades, and I was thinking of the one in Sydney.

HYE wiped out at Bondi?

I've never even been to Sydney, let alone Bondi.
And I just realised that the place I'm thinking of in Victoria is actually Hall's Gap and not The Gap. So no, I haven't been to The Gap either.

HYE walked into the wrong room and had everyone in there stare at you?

I actually do that a lot when I visit somebody else's house. Gets more and more awkward the more you do it.

HYE kissed anyone?

Only my parents and grandparents. I currently have no partner and things didn't really work out with the only partner I have had, so we never ended up kissing.

HYE set off the fire alarm while cooking?

lots

HYE ate a fish eye? its pretty good as long as you spit out the pit.

Nope. I hate seafood! *shudders*

HYE travelled to another country?

yes.....Mexico.....

HYE fell off of a tree?

No. Bunk bed, yes. Balcony, yes. Boat, yes. Cliff, yes. Tree, no.

HYE flown under your own control?

flown? no.

HYE piloted a duel engine speed boat.

Nope. But I have piloted a single engine half cabin boat.

HYE caught a shark?

sadly no....i have caught a swordfish....

HYE went skydiving. i wish i could....

Nope. Sounds exciting!

HYE stollen cash?