granted.....but now the good songs are stupid....

i wish for baby duck.

Granted. It is continuously doing its business on your carpets.

I whis for nobody calling me tomorrow.

Granted, you called them.

I wish the weekend was here already.

granted.....you still had to work.

wish ok

i wish for a clock!

Granted but it's the type used in computers to monitor their function and run logic chips.

I wish for someone to comment after me on this thread.

Granted. But you forced me.. >:(

I wish my brother would stop telling me when I'm doing somthing wrong!

Granted, now it is done by random strangers telling you that you are doing something wrong every 15 minutes.

I wish for somebody doing my dishes. And I wish that it will not be Justin Bieber and/or his fans, as they are still standing twice outside the house and washing my car.

Granted, a random stranger comes into your house each time you need to wash the dishes, and each one takes some valuables with him/her

I wish for something interesting to read.

granted....you get the all about Justin bieber book......

i wish for a life sized statue of a battle mech.

Granted. But it's in a DIY kit so you have to make it yourself.

I wish for something to quench my thirst.

FIREHOSE!

I wish they'd hurry up and fix that cable cut in Egypt.

granted.......oh whats this? another cable break....sorry

i wish for a mini peach.

Granted. It is about 80 µm 'big'. Have fun searching it.

I wish for a gold ingot.

Granted, it's a raisin peach.

I wish I had every Pokemon games.

granted: but they never work.

i wish for a toxic wast dump!!!!!!

Granted, it's a toxic spell dump. And someone just delivered a pallet of worn out flying carpets. It's stuck to the ceiling.

I wish for a Virtuous Reality helmet.

granted.......but how do you know if this is the real world.....and if you take it off it might just be part of the simulation.....

i wish for a tooth.

Granted, it poisons you...somehow....

I wish for an immunity.

granted.....but your immune system starts to attack your own cells....

i wish for a jalapeno on a stick!!!!!

Granted, you get a jalapeno, a habanero, a bhut jolokia, and a jamaican scorpion pepper.

I wish for a babel fish.

granted......it only translates wortish.(halo reference)

i wish for a cold!

Granted. You find youself in Antarctica. Remember to send a postcard!

I wish to be able to sing like a lark!

Granted, you have an avian larynx and a beak and have to learn to talk all over again.

I wish for a power ring.

Granted. It sends 10000V straight into your finger.

I wish to go skydiving!

Granted, you dived to your death.

I wish China would help US to find a way to stop North Korea from nuclear threats.

Granted. But they destroy the world with nuclear arms instead of Korea doing it.

I wish I could find my awesome pen I lost last night.

Granted, it's out of ink.

I wish I the day didn't go by so fast.

Granted. But you now live on Venus where the day lasts 116days 18hours in Earth time.

I wish my computer battery would last longer.

Granted, it's now self aware and decides to attack you.

I wish we could sleep with Anthros

(sighs) why did i get stuck with this wish? oh well you get to sleep with them all right........can anyone say military boot camp!

i wish for RioluNation to fall off of a cliff and go splat.( i wonder what's going to go wrong)

Granted, I live.

I wish the people that I hated in the past never existed.

granted: the terminator is sent back in time to kill you.....(target RioluNation confirmed, termination in progress.)

i wish for pizza

Granted. But it's a rubber pizza squeaky toy.

I wish for the ability to weild magic.

Granted. It's really heavy, though, so all you can lift is a light wand. And it's not as bright as a flashlight.

I wish it was Saturday.

granted: it is now Saturday 12:00 pm........it is now Sunday 1:00 pm.

i wish for a steel rod.

You break your leg and they need to install one to fix it. gosh that was easy.

I wish for black pudding and hash.

granted but the "black pudding" is in reality sludge and your "hash" is garbage.

i wish for world war CXVII

Granted, but you have to wait, because they are still numbered in the correct order.

I still wish for a gold ingot.

Granted. You just get gold.

I wish there were less jerks on this planet.

Granted, they are now all on the moon messing up our stable gravitational system.

I wish that nobody would make any more your-mother-jokes. They are not funny at all.