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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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 This statement is -not- a lie.
The only rule of this is NOT that every statement has to be an outrageous lie. No, only the most pristine and pure statements of unassailable truth are allowed. And lest I demonstrate this, I will NOT start with a lie:
I own the world's first supersonic flying car, built by Hugo Gernsbeck for Lucky Starr's expedition to the yeti-haunted mountains of Antarctica in 1953.
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 20539 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
I was trained in the mystic arts by a wizard who is older than the human race as we know it, whose name can't be pronounced in any current language, so he just goes by "The Wizard" or sometimes "big jerk"
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Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:44 pm |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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magic is not a talent it is a gift from one of four ancient beings of immense power and knowledge who are older than time itself....the elementals....
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Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:03 pm |
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MapleRatty
Joined: Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:14 pm Posts: 842
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
I'm really a crazy old dude who likes to run screaming down the street "THE CAKE IS A ******* LIIIIIEEE!!"
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Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:44 pm |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
The first underwater mines were actually grown organically, by feeding puffer fish a mixture of kelp, jalapeno peppers, and Worcestershire sauce.
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Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:58 pm |
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Hlaoroo
FROSTWOOD FOREVER!
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:09 am Posts: 12504 Location: Down under Down Under
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
I did not just post on this topic. Nor will I finish typing this sentence.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:30 am |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
cotton balls where once living creatures that are grown and harvested in a science facility, you must never know the truth.
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:07 am |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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All country music since 1997 has been produced by a computer code-named "Marvin" in the back of a warehouse in Schenectady.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:11 am |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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Leonardo da Vinci invented time travel and is currently in the year 2159.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:14 am |
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Hlaoroo
FROSTWOOD FOREVER!
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:09 am Posts: 12504 Location: Down under Down Under
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
If you stand on your head you'll see this sentence translated into Mandarin.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:34 am |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
if you take the time to look at my bird you will find a secret story.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:36 am |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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˙ɐılɐɹʇsn∀ uı ɟlǝsɹnoʎ puıɟ llıʍ noʎ 'pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uo puɐʇs noʎ ɟI
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:50 am |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
if you go 85 miles per hour you will go back into space....not the future....
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:51 am |
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Hlaoroo
FROSTWOOD FOREVER!
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:09 am Posts: 12504 Location: Down under Down Under
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
I have just closed this discussion/thread.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:11 pm |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
i am secretly a mod 
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:22 pm |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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There is a door on the 42nd floor of the Empire State building that leads to the clandestine consulate of the Empire of Aldebaran. It's only a consulate because a backwater planet like this doesn't rate an embassy.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:58 pm |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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the "death" of the human body is actually half of our life cycle we live the rest of our lives as energy beings.....
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:05 pm |
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ChewyChewy
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:23 pm Posts: 5460
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
The declaration made in the sentence you're reading is false.
(Think about that for a minute....)
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:02 pm |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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everything you know is a not a lie but is a lie but is not the exact opposite of what i just said earlier,even this sentence is the reverse of what i just said...... 
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:12 pm |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
Monty Python's "Holy Grail" is a perfectly accurate and serious documentary about the REAL King Arthur.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:46 pm |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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president Lincoln was shot in the head but in fact he did not die. it was only a cover up to try to hide Lincoln's vacation to England...
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:12 pm |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 20539 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
_________________ I'm a shape-shifter. I'm currently in whatever form I feel like Paradigm Shift by me I do not actually believe any of what I'm saying. RP character sheets
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:29 pm |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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....................... that's about as believable as a blind seeing eye dog with glass's.
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:59 pm |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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"Rick Griffin" is actually a nom-de-plume used by a group of surrealist scriptwriters and postmodern graphic artists who are setting us up for an epic reveal in December 2014.
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:17 pm |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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you are unknowingly assisting me in getting your attention....
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:57 pm |
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Hlaoroo
FROSTWOOD FOREVER!
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:09 am Posts: 12504 Location: Down under Down Under
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 Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
 There are  NO smileys  in this  post. 
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Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:17 pm |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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The Washington Monument is actually a spine on a giant pre-human monster buried beneath the capitol. It's still alive, held in a coma by the Masonic alignment of the streets around the Mall.
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Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:59 am |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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we are all unknowingly harboring the zombie virus but it will lay dormant until the president give the order....
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:17 am |
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Hlaoroo
FROSTWOOD FOREVER!
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:09 am Posts: 12504 Location: Down under Down Under
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Playing a Gminor7 chord on a ukelele is banned in all UN countries becasue of fears it could set up a catastrophic resonance effect which could shatter the entire space time continuum!
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Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:18 am |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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Bananas are actually a kind of tropical fish. They're caught on clustered hooks and treated with a mixture of lye and wallpaper paste that homogenizes their insides and melds their scales together into the distinctive dappled "skin". Afterwards they are dried in a copper-walled hut with burning sugar cane until the sweetened smoke permeates them and they're ready for aging and shipping to grocery stores.
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Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:02 am |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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our "cow meat" is actually the remains of the hundreds of dogs that we have to bury each year....
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:26 am |
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Hlaoroo
FROSTWOOD FOREVER!
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:09 am Posts: 12504 Location: Down under Down Under
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia is the fear of words.
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Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:16 am |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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physics.....is actually not real.
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:19 am |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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Left to itself long enough, the common paperclip eventually grows into a pupal stage known as the "coat hanger". If enough coat hangers are left to themselves they emerge in the form of one of those weird exercise machines in the attic that nobody can remember where all the parts are.
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Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:26 am |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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if you look very closely into the night sky you will begin to notice a slight shimmer in the air, if you continue this for about a month you should be able to see that the earth and moon are surrounded by a giant glass dome....
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:28 am |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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Due to global warming, the secret entrance to the interior of the Earth has been exposed in Greenland. An expedition was sent to explore it in 2011, and after 18 months a single survivor returned. He has only said one thing since: 'Beware the lemurs'.
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Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:35 am |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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it was once thought that all other human species went extinct during the last ice age, but the truth is that all but four died off.......
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:36 am |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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Gunpowder was known to the ancient Egyptians, but they only used it as a spice and for embalming lizards.
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Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:58 am |
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lasthunter
Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:12 pm Posts: 280 Location: somewhere...i honestly dont care right now....
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blood is actually a very rare drink to the cannibals Amazonian tribes....
_________________ i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.
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Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:06 pm |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5068 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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The world was invaded by alien shapeshifters in the 1500s. They secretly killed everyone on the planet and replaced them, but were such good mimics that they forgot they were aliens. We are their descendants.
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