(Wow, you're fast) Anyway....Granted, but it's actually fiction.

I wish we were all represented as Anime characters.

granted but everyone starts arguing over call of duty and halo.
I wish I could travel into any movie i chose.

Granted, but one character from each movie you traveled to, follows you and causes mass chaos to other movies and it's all you're fault.

I wish everyone had a universal console.

granted, but you won't be able to afford yours.

I wish I didn't have such an susceptible heart

granted your heart is now replaced with a potato
I wish I had bioshock infinite

Granted, but you got a fake copy.

I wish I had a mongoose (vehicle in Halo 4).

Granted but the mongoose also comes with some flood spores, good luck trying to save the world!

I wish I had unlimited free air travel so I can do some exploring.

Granted, but now that you've traveled all over the world, you have no where else to go.

I wish I had a decent girlfriend.

You now do, but she's on the other side of the world

I wish I had seen Nirvana live

I guess that's half corrupted.

Now for yours: Granted, but you didn't have enough money, so you saw it on TV instead.

I wish I could meet everyone from 343 Industries.

Granted, but they didn't acknowlage that you were there at all

I wish there were more girl gamers.

Granted, but they all ran away because you scared them off.

I wish I had all the inside info for the New Pokemon being released in October.

Granted but the company goes bankrupt and you never get to play the game.

I wish 343 studios would do a Halo 2 /(ODST) remake that is even better than the original game.

Granted, but it has WAY too many bugs/viruses.

I wish I was the smartest kid on earth.

granted but every one smarter than you dies
I wish I had better drawing skills

Granted but you incidentally go blind. You can never enjoy art again!!

I wish I could have a fun job.

Granted, but it was boring anyway.

I wish my fraternity would just kick out my roommate already.

granted but you get kicked out to
I wish I could meet that one special person.

granted: you baby sit a kid with ADHD.

i wish for a suit of armor.

It's half a size size too small for you to cram yourself in.

I wish I was on board the Escarpment class GCU "Arbitrary".

Granted, but you got on board with UNSC Infinity.

I wish I could live forever and still look like I'm 21.

Granted, but you receive an irreducible life sentence.

I wish I have the fastest internet connection.

Granted. All you can access is commercial.

I wish for somebody to wash my car.

granted. but you get justin bieber and his fans to wash it....

i wish for the number 42
(bonus to those who get the reference.)

Granted, but's not The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

I wish summer was here already.

granted: but summer ended .03 seconds ago.

i wish i had robot arm.

Granted, but it became self-aware and tried to kill you.

I wish we all lived in a Pokemon world.

granted: you are now a caterpie.

i wish i could be death for a day.

Granted, but you turned back to normal because you went a killing rampage.

I wish I was immune to drinking too much alcohol.

oh its on.

granted. alcohol now drinks you!

i wish for a easy button.

Granted, but it's playing "Hard to get".

I wish I could speak every language on earth.

Granted, but you use so much foul language that you are banned from all the forums on the planet.

I wish plungers were a reliable means of transportation.

Granted, but nobody uses them but you. (Cuz your're weird.. Lol)

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, but turned out it's a wolf.

I wish wars didn't happen so often.

granted. but now its against the all powerful aline overlords.

i wish for a jar of dirt.

Granted, but it fell down and spilled the dirt on the floor.

I wish for somebody to take away Justin Bieber and his fans.

Granted, he is taken away from the stage - and to to your house.
Fans are coming, good luck!

I wish for some tea and crackers

You get a visit from a Georgia redneck who tells you all about the Tea Party.

I wish for peace in the middle east.