You get a much bigger fish?

I insert Eevee.

I evelves into Jolteon and serves as a powersupply for the vending machine. You get the hampsters that did that job before.

I insert tea.

You got teleported to a party at Boston.

I insert a refrigerator.

Clunk.

I insert Mr. Tree

You get a stock pile of wood.

I insert ice.

You get ice-skates.

I insert James Tiberius Kirk.

You get Red-Suit Syndrome.

I insert a diplodocus?

You get dub step.

I insert a bike wheel.

The raccoons stoled it.

I insert a Playsam car.

You get a hover car.

I insert the sorority Alpha Xi Delta.

You get a pat on the back for fitting 150,000 people in the vending machine.

I insert a TI-84 Plus calculator.

You made the vending machine smarter, but good thing it didn't become self-aware.

I insert Hard Red Winter Wheat.

You get a man who comes out and asks in a strange voice if that is a reference to something.

I insert a Nerf Tagger Dart.

you get a target painted on your back

i insert a piece of string.

You get a doll made out of string.

I insert Hooka.

Since I don't know who that is, you get something possibly related to Hooka.

I insert Uboa.

You get an unswitchable light switch.

I insert Gucky.

you get an unintelligent response.

i insert a brain stem.

You get a destroyed brain stem.

I insert hot coco.

You get sprayed with marshmallows.

I insert that fetus-like-rabbit-bundle-alien-thing from Eraserhead.

You get an alien invasion.

I insert a Brute Chieftan.

You get an Energy Sword. Good luck killing him

I insert a figurine set of Sgt. Johnson and an Elite hugging. (Yes, that actually happened.)

You get Halo 3.

I insert Clorox Disinfecting Wipes.

you get a Clorox disinfecting wipes used to scrub the bathroom floor....after SOMEONE missed!!!

i insert a zergling....(good luck)

You get a pet Zergling.! ...

I insert a trampoline.

You get 15,000 kids trying to get on it at once.


I insert a copy of Ridge Racer Unbounded. Also, it's on fire.

comes out more burnt due to my avatar!!!!
i insert a pile of ash!!!!

Using my powers of awesome, I reform it into a copy of Klonoa and sell it for 2,000 dollars!

I insert a static (Props if you get the joke)

You get white noise.

I insert your face!

It was made the greatest in all of Koridai!

I insert a Ticonderoga pencil.

You get the most unusual pencil. Ever. Of all time.

I insert a magic pen.

You are given a second vending machine, made out of ink! (Anything that comes out of it is made of ink. And every week you must insert an inkwell or it dries up :c)

I insert an inkwell into the ink machine.

You get more ink.

I insert a light saber in the previous Vending Machine (the one that's not made of ink).

It burns straight through. The original Vending Machine is broken for twenty-five turns! D8

I insert an Engineer into the original Vending Machine so that he can fix it. The time is shortened down to seven turns.

You get a repair in progress on the original Vending Machine.

I insert a magic eraser in the Ink-made vending machine.

(You mean a Mr. Clean "Magic Eraser," correct? Well ya better, that's what this answer's about!)
Some of the ink is soaked up, but the machine squeezes the ink back out and spits the Magic Eraser at your face.

I insert a grape into the ink machine.

you get a very messy situation.....

i insert Billy Mays.

You get some OxiClean for a very good price.

I insert Big Bird.

you get a very large thanksgiving dinner.

i insert a big chicken leg.....

You get a bucket made of ink, filled with ink.


I insert a piece of paper into the ink machine