You get a screaming Gordon Ramsay.

I insert a can of soda.

You get sprayed with more than 26.9 nonillion ounces of foam.

I insert a pickaxe.

Drops into molten lava and is lost forever... ever... ever...

I insert something that cannot be inserted.

You get a bigger slot.

I insert 1 Euro.

You get 1 Yugoslavian Dinar

I insert a Nokia cellphone

You get high grade anti-tank personal armor.

I insert a paradox.

You get Paradox Interactive's game

I insert a vynil record

I get Noisia

I insert Amon Tobin

VEB152 received a voucher for something he likes to have.

I insert an anchor.

You get the Vending machine being dragged down to the deep abyss.

*a new vending machine appears* I insert Meloetta.

I get a wat

I insert an insert

You get 'delete'

I insert a voucher (thanks, Render!)
don't give me a calendar, don't give me a calendar, don't give me a calendar...

You get three calendars!

I insert a Failbait.

You receive all of the internet in boxes.

I insert 3 boxes of popcorn.

You get a movie ticket.

I insert a fly flap.

You get dead flies.

I insert $20.

You get 2000 cent coins as change.

I insert the November weather we have here.

I get the December-January weather I'm having now (snow).

I insert Batman.

You get Kevin Conroy and he says these famous words: "I am Vengeance, I am the Night, I am Batman"
I insert a gold coin:

You get a bottle of Moldy Grog, sprinkled with just a hint of sea spray and shattered dreams. (I love Monkey Island )

I insert 5 CHF (Swiss Franks)

You get a Swiss souvenir.

I insert Soviet Russia Joke.

Soviet Russia inserts you!

Soviet Russia inserts RioluNation.

I found a way out!

I insert Housepets!1x.

Karishad pops out of the vending machine with a couple of reptilian guards chasing him.

I insert Heavenly Armor.

You receive good old earthbound armor.

I insert a 3,5" Floppy-Disk.

A wormhole appears under you and sends you to the 1980's.

I insert an alarm clock.

You woke up everyone that was asleep. Ergo, you get grouchy people.

I insert the T.A.R.D.I.S.

The Doctor punches you in the face.

I insert Master Chief. (Just finished Halo 4.)

You get Cortana. *le gasp*

I insert snow.

Your pants were sprayed with the melted snow.


I insert a Chiclet.

You get the Gum Alley.

I insert the Mythbusters.

You get the MythBuster's Greatest Hits

I insert a potted cactus.

You get and over grown Cactus.

I insert the TV show Bar Rescue.

You get rescued from a bar.

I insert the Mouse Mob.

You receive communal anarchy.

I insert a deck of cards.

The deck of cards falls apart, and you get stuck in the lower half of the ship.

I insert a muffin of easy.

You get a hard muffin.

I insert Pokemon X.

You get, what you are searching for.

I insert the dead battery from my mouse that i got back after dropping it on the user below me.

You get the recharged one dropped on you by the vending machine

I insert a bus timetable

You get a bus that is on time if you need it.

I drop the catfish the guy in TV just caught. (don't know, why I am watching that...)