Banned for missing a period at the end of your sentence.

Banned because Sleet is everyone.

Banned because I never said I was the only other Sleet.

Banned because Sleet is also me.

Banned because I haven't been on this part of the forum for a while.

Banned for having left for a period of time.
YOU MUST ALWAYS BE HERE!

Banned for being in the shadowy parts of the pride lands, you must never go there Zukio.

Banned as I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside.

Banned because Astro Boy was better than Kimba.

Banned because of your constantly changing avatar. XP

Banned for not knowing which avatar you currently have.

Banned for Jell-O is awesome!

Banned for being the last person to post in this thread before it went dead.

Banned for reviving a dead thread. Now I have one more thing to read as a mod.

Banned for continuing the revival of a dead thread.

Banned because I can do that. I am a member of this forum, and that means I can post in whatever forum game I want to participate in.

Banned for having free will

Banned for inadvertanly advocating conforism...and Im banned because I cant spell

Banned for committing a ban-suiban.

...wut? and banned cus' that is there is no way that is a real word...it would be funny if it was though.

ban-suiban /ban-soo-ih-ban/ v.
To ban one person, then ban oneself; the internet equivalent of a murder-suicide.

Taken from the dictionary that doesn't exist. I MADE IT UP WUT NAO |D

Also, banned because I felt like it.

Banned for having an obscure avatar

Banned for failing to breathe automatically.

Banned for not breathing with intention.

Banned for thinking that an electric screwdriver will hurt a computer.

Everyone knows the most effective weapon against a computer is a neodymium magnet! It'll wipe their harddrive of even basic system functions!

Banned because all you need to destroy a computer is a blunt object, like a frying pan! *smacks with frying pan*

Banned for using a frying pan on the internet.

Banned for banning the next Demopan

Banned because I have you guys an hour in Mem VS Mod that I said I wouldn't zero the count and you didn't try to take advantage. For shame. (Yes, that means I blame you specifically. Your fault. 100%. Why, I don't know. It just is.)

Banned because lack of logic. It took four members five hours to get to our record, and we were moving so fast that we blew each other's doors off at points. I doubt that three could do it in one, and then Brent would probably pop in right as it's getting good.

Banned for assuming I was thinking you would break the record. I was assuming that you would at least get past 10 before the hour was up.

Banned for... owning me...

banned for being owned

Banned for not being on a planet where you're always sitting on $26,900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Banned for living in a planet that will be too hot for life to exist.