I just put on a ton of deodorant Monday morning and don't shower all week.

No, I use all of those on a daily basis except for cologne. I use aftershave lotion instead because, well, I shave.

My very first boyfriend (in my freshman year of high school) did that. It's part of the reason why I dumped him. When your brown hair is black with oil and sticking to your hair, and your own girlfriend won't hug you because you smell too bad, /there is a problem/.

He's actually the reason I despise body spray. Specifically Bod. He would just spray more of it as the week went by instead of actually bathing. While I love him to death platonically (we're still good friends), he sits next to me in my programming class (and several other classes) and I can still smell his body odor some days. And I have zero sense of smell. Grody.

If you aren't using this deodorant I don't know what you're doing with your life.


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense.

well, I use that brand, but one of the other scents.

I also use old spice body wash.

I shower at least every other day and use deodorant every day (if I don't forget)

I don't use cologne.

Ya done goofed Brent. Ya done goofed.

Guys should avoid Axe brand on principle due to the perverted misogyny of their marketing.

whereas Old Spice's commercials telling us it'll get us ladies are much classier.

I'm gonna be getting the wolfthorn scent next :3

I use one called "Halitosis"

Cologne should be reserved for a fancy date with yer lady friend. Or cuddling with yer lady friend. Quite personally, I love it when I'm cuddling with a boyfriend while watching TV and he's wearing cologne. Fine young men smellin' fancy and stuff.



Exactly, Brent. My advice is to just be a good person so the ladies will want to be close to you, and then that good smelling stuff will be for a nose other than your own nose.

Happy Valentine's Day, you guys! I have a surprise for you all, but I'm at school and I have to work tonight, so I will not have access to the materials I need. But soon, my friends. Soon.

But how can you trust it if it doesn't have a spiffy add campaign?


Or just because it's gross and makes you smell like a 16 year old.

Hehe! Well, I'm all yours! To be quite honest I can't imagine I'd be any better than a native one, we don't even have the excuse of winter during February to cuddle by the fire. Oh man, I love a well scheduled, high volume work week! All the money without feeling like you've barely got time before you have to go back to work. Well, good luck to you, every time I get the chance to save up money, something comes up to eat it away. Sorry to be off topic, but can I just say that these are the worst? Hugs are great and can be completely platonic without being awkward.

We have Old Spice here but it's nowhere near as popular as in the USA. I don't think we have Axe or Bod here and "Halitosis" sounds dangerous if it's an actual deoderant, although for some reason it sounds familiar as being such. I use Rexona for men which works well for me, one of the (taken) girls at work is always complimenting how I smell when I walk into work.

Yay I actually did manage to get a Vamlumtime! He's just in a different state and it's just for one day. Oh well. Still makes me feel special! ^_^

Vamlumtimes are for squares. I don't need to be loved or given candy. I am perfectly content with Cheetos and video games and now i made myself depressed . . .

I don't why, but I got a bunch of confetti eggs for valentines day; I want to throw them, but there's no where I can use them without getting in trouble.

As promised, Happy Valentine's Day, my dears!

Now I know I have a heart because I just checked my pulse and felt a beat.

Alright Beagle, now I feel like I have to do something. *Thinks*

It's great though. I've been having a pretty good week, and that is pretty much going to carry it into the weekend. *Non awkward hug between friends*

While I don't get depressed or anything on valentines it's still a silly holiday and I'm bitter that at some point in my life I'll probably have to drop a bunch of money to celebrate it. Bah humbug and such.....

Aww, thanks, Beagle! *huggles*

Yay! I have a Valentine! And she's a beagle

@Jeff- I'll be waiting.

*hugs Jeff and Sleet and Grey*

You guys are all so sweet, and there's no reason for y'all to NOT have valentines.

Well, except Sleet because of his body odor. But I jest.

Welp, eight minutes left on my break and then about an hour left on my shift. Today has been pretty nice at work. One older customer wore a tuxedo just to come in to take his wife shopping, and that just made my day. :3

Beagle has a veritable menagerie of valentines right now.

Hey, I have a vamlumtime! Evidently I have no body odor.

*hugs Beagle* OMG you made my valentine!
now I have to find something for you too. A drawing. expect one in the future. Sorry that I can't do it before the valentine's day is over.

Alls I have to offer,are pictures of my cat http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9317518/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9930014/
She's cute :3

I use one called Semprini


just a Monty Python reference

D'aawwww thanks Beagle *hugs* now i need to get busy making something for you too! Hope you had a Happy Valentine's day!

Or a valumtime with a bad sense of smell.

"I had a valentine once. It was awful."

Hey guys can I be part of the conversation?

"A man who hates valentines day misses an oppurtunity to love buying candy on sale the day afterwards."-Confucius

Aw. Thank you, Beagle!

I gotta say, this Valentine's Day was significantly better than last year's.

Oh God Jeff, that is so much pink I just want to hide under a table. o_O But thank you, it's sweet!

texascat, I can't wait to see it!

Grey, your cat looks just like my best friend's cat. :3

*hugs Duster* I had a nice day!

Punchy! That is just the best thing, words cannot describe how much I love that. 8D

Seth, my IRL valentine loves the day afterwards for precisely that-- cheap candy!

You're welcome, Radio!

~

So yeah, I got home at 11:15 last night, got in bed at 11:40, and just lurked around here for about an hour before I fell asleep. I got up at 6:30 AM (six hours of sleep isn't too bad!) and my Calculus class got to see my own personal brand of sarcasm this morning. It's probably a good thing that I just sit at a computer after 9:30 AM every day.

Were you expecting a different color? My favorite color is Red, and I'm manly enough to admit that I also enjoy Pink.
If you like, I could go and change the colors since I have nothing to do today since I have the day off from school.

Oh, and I don't think I was very clear on this, but I intended that to be for everyone. I don't say it enough, but I do really enjoy you all, and hope that even though I don't say it, you all know it.

No, it's fine, I was just teasing.

Teacher workday, per chance?