You now sleep forever!
I wish I had a better internet connection.

granted. you are now permanently invisible. However, now whenever you try to speak to people you are either completely ignored, or said people believe they are going insane and book themselves into the nearest insane asylum. one perk of this is that it may simply be extremely hilarious, if you are into that kind of trickery.

i wish winter would never end and become the alternate, wonderful apocalypse that was never meant to be! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
'cause it wuld still be the end of life as we once knew it, it a way XD

Granted, The world is now in an eternal Ice age.

I wish Christmas didn't cost so much!

Christmas doesn't exist.

I wish I could afford a better computer

Christmas is back, though he trades it for Halloween

I wish for a snack

Someone else gets it.

I wish I didn't live in Latin America anymore.

Granted. You still live there.

I wish I had a Camaro.

granted but it doesn't have an engine
I wish I had more time to do homework

Granted. You failed school

I wish school was super easy.

granted, but you get kicked out
I wish I spectacular spider man wasn't cancelled

Granted, but the quality goes downhill really fast.
I wish I could see future episodes of a show.

Granted, now that show will get cancelled.
I wish I could draw better.

Granted, but you forgot how to draw.
I wish my car was an Autobot.

Granted, but it defected to the decepticons.

I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC.

Grande, it's not bottomless.

I wish I was immune to every virus known to human beings.

Granted, but now you're infected with every virus not known by humans.

I wish I knew what I know now when I was younger.

granted but you affect the time line and destroy the universe
I wish I could fast foward time

Granted, you saw THE END OF THE WORLD and never came back to the present.

I wish I could go on adventures with Doctor Who.

granted but you get killed off in the first 5 minutes
I wish my mom didn't make me take care of our pets

Granted, but you do it anyway.

I wish we all lived in an anthropomorphic world.

granted but the world was destoyed by a death star
I wish i had a lightsaber

Granted, but they're just toys.

I wish we all had energy swords.

Granted but an elite sangheili will impale with you with one.

I wish i could fit normal sized hats!

Granted you are now so small that your entire body fits inside a hat.
I wish I could play video games before they are released.

Granted, but the producers didn't know you had done so, so you're banned from ever getting one.

I wish I could travel through alternate realities.

granted but you go to one without an earth and die/ get stuck there
I wish I had better social skills

Granted, but the friends you made aren't real.

I wish I was invincible.

granted but scietest kid nap you and study you for years
I wish i could grant my own wishes

Granted (?) but they all went wrong.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

granted but their all corrupted by me
I wish I was better at football

Granted, but you became good at soccer.

I wish I was good at Tennis.

granted but now have a fear of tennis balls
I wish my friend would stop spoiling video game endings

Granted, but you did it, not your friend.

I wish every vehicle was a transformer.

Granted, we now have an autobot war.

I wish plane tickets didn't cost so much.

Granted, but prices keep on rising.

I wish video game characters were real (the good guys).

granted, but then half of them turned evil because they got bored.
I wish that i had a robot slave

Granted, but your robot started The Robot Revolution!

I wish we all lived in a Pokemon world.

granted but the pokemon turn evil and rebel
I wish I could win any argument