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You know, I just came here to check and see if there had been any recent activity in this thread, only to find out it was today.
I must have, like, super psychic powers or something. I wonder if I have any other powers...

*Runs and jumps out of second story window with a bed sheet tied around his neck*
...
*Hits the ground face first*

Ouch.
Well, I can't fly anyway.
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I can
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*Hits Brent with a salami*
No fair, you're a shape-shifter.
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a hungry one
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MY SALAMI!

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*sneaks in to watch and film the action* Golden. I am so going to make money off these hijinks....
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*goes all Bailey on Cu's face*
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*Gives Brent a few warning levels for violence:* "This is like the public school system, you need to learn to solve your problems by letting other people beat you up, steal from you, and lie about you. Because violence is bad!"
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*inconspicuously makes a tree fall on Raccoon*
but then that happened
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*Slowly sneaks away with my Salami now that Brent is too distracted trying to hurt the other Mods to notice*
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*gets up at rabbit punches Brent from behind* FOR THE OPENER OF WAYS!!!!
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*falls flat on his face*
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*finishes off with a low blow insult*

You see what you made me do!?
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*Sits on Brent*

You knocked him out, turning him into a piece of furniture.
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*transforms into "the chair"*
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*sees a switch suddenly materialize next to me* OOOO, Shiny! :shock:
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*Finishes putting on all the bandages he needs after having sat on Brent*

Now that I'm finished with that, *Glares at Brent* I think it's time too...

*Runs at the switch that just appeared next to Copper with intent to flip it*
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where'd that switch come from. wasn't me.
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*Bailey's the civet* Mine!

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*flashes a blinding white light and everyone is hanging in chains suspended by their limbs in a white dome then flees the scene giggling*
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*wakes up* ..... Now I'm hungry. :?
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I still got that salami.
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There is no salami
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Yes there is.

*Wacks Brent with it again*

See?
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*takes out a loaf of bread* Sammiches?
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*eats the bread and salami*
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My...

My salami...

*Falls to his knees and cries to the heavens*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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*magically produces salami sandwiches for all*
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...

*Eats a sandwich*
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*eats three* Satiated...
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What to do now...

...

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*turns into an Anatolian shepherd and jumps into the air to catch it with his mouth*
*runs over and drops it at Jeff's feet*
Arf
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Hmmmm...

*Launches the ball out of a cannon*
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*flies after it*
*returns with a live grenade and drops it at your feet*
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Uh...

*Pulls Kyria from my fic out of nowhere*

Brent, you wouldn't want to hurt this innocent kitty cat with that live grenade you just brought, would you?
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I still haven't read your fic, and I don't like cats =P
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Well I was prepared for the fact you haven't read it yet, so I now pull the real Kyria (Who I based the fictional character off of) out and hold her in front of me.

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You wouldn't want to hurt this cat now would you? Even if you aren't a cat person?
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oh, fine
*throws the grenade at Cu*
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Great, it's 4 days later and Copper hasn't responded. You scared him off Brent.

*Throws an orange at you*
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*shoots the orange*
I don't like oranges.
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