"Let's all take a gander. You get it? It's like a goose!" - JonTron

"Never understimate your enemies"

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
-Hunter S. Thompson remembering his friend Oscar Zeta Acosta

"I am like the Jack Nicholson of the Kings - every single game. If there was a game tonight I wouldn't be here. I used to play hockey. That was my original thing. My first thing, I wanted to play professional hockey."-Rob Zombie

"You are eloquent enough if truth speaks through you."
- Publilius Syrus

"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death." Mame Dennis

"I don't spend much time on regret. It is a waste emotion."

"Never say goodbye.
If you don't say goodbye then, you aren't really gone.
Your just... not here right now." - R vs. B, Carolina

"Next to sound judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world." - Jean de la Bruyere

"You see? It's an Earth Drink. Prune juice."
"A warrior's drink." - Worf

Star Trek - The Next Generation.

"I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It's like I have ESPN or something." - Karen Smith, Mean Girls

"To a new world of Gods and Monsters."
Dr. Pretorius, "Bride of Frankenstein"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin

"From a very young age
Saw the oppression, felt the rage."
-Ministry

"Things get weird because we make them that way"

"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." - Bill Vaughan

"Don't look at Quincey Jones! Quincey Jones ain't gonna help you!"-Huey Freeman.

More despicable than a tyrant is a nation of slaves - Simón Bolívar

"I want to start a fire so big that the gods are going to notice us again!"
-The Crow

"Be obscure clearly." - E. B. White

"Dec 21 isn't the end of the world, my yogurt expires in 2013"

"All you zombies hide your faces,
All you people in the street.
All you sitting in high places,
The Rain is going to fall on you!
...
All you zombies show your faces,
All you people in the street.
All you sitting in high places,
Its all going to fall on you!"
- The Hooters, "All You Zombies"

"life is like the changing seasons.
Although you may be in a state of emotional winter,
Spring will always be around the corner." -my youth pastor

"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not to much" - George Harrison

"The radio makes hideous sounds" - Bob Dylan

"What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do." - Bob Dylan

"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer." - Yogi Berra

"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"
-Beast of Yucca Flats

"My old man was one of the most feared furnace fighters in Northern Indiana." - Ralph Parker, A Christmas Story

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animals." - Burnie Burns

“He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.” -George Orwell

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going fast than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

"Let every action aim solely at the common good."
"The good of the people is the highest law."
-Marcus Aurelius

"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor" - Peter Tork (from the movie Head)

"You can't have your cake and shoot it to!" - from the movie To Be or Not to Be

"My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden." - Eric Morecambe

“O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space… were it not that I have bad dreams.”

- Hamlet

" Our ambitions and our dreams give us a glimpse of a beautiful someday and they can help us get through a sometimes less than beautiful today.

It's a tricky thing though--ambition. It can blind us to the price of success, it can consume us, leading to dangerous obsessions, or empty hedonism.

But no matter how much we're fueled by this natural neurological impulse, ambition isn't carved in stone.
Dreams change... and even if we don't get to climb mountains, there's still a chance that we can move them. In the words of those old English poets, you can't always get what you want but, if you try sometime, you might find you get what you need."

- Daniel Pierce

Don't feel like Satan,
but I am to them
So I try to forget it,
any way I can -Neil Young


Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be -Pink Floyd

"Sing to the skies
The battle cries
To propagate their fear!
As terror is the weapon drawn
When battle has drawn near!"
- "Attila", Iced Earth

"Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go." - Daniel Stern

"Don't go changing, do it your way, go down blazing" -Don Cherry