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Here's a cattle and a prod. Now run!

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give him pile of hays.
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rub some bacon on it.

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Watch some emotionally traumatizing movies and damage for feelings beyond repair. Now you should feel nothing.

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you should cut college and go wild
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Burn!!
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Cut it more!

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Use a tranquilizer!

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Burning down the spiderweb, and the house.

I'm freezing!
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really big group hug!

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milk a cow!

my cat is awfully snuggly today!
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Shave it!

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Lick them!
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Well stop slapping yourself.

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try some liquid nitrogen.

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Eat them first!

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Invest in C4! That should get rid of the blockage and as a bonus all that pesky stuff on your face like your eyes.

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Go to iCarly.com!

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Hold the producer hostage until he agrees to increase the length of the show.

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find a witch and make her mad.

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Hijack a plane and fly it to Hawaii.

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Build a time machine, kidnap Michelangelo, give him huge blocks of chocolate and force him to carve chocolate cows.

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As of now, your secret identity is Super Hyper Molasses Dude.

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Blow up the moon, pick up the fallen rocks that land near you.

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The best will be to ask somebody to drop them for you.

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mix the 1st and 3th season together
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Your assigned secret stalker partner is... yourself!

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Place your spaghetti in the sun, the hippo will run to avoid a sunburn.

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*throws bag of onions*
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Get an elephant to stomp the car.

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realize it was a cat and not a car :P

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Replace all of your water with coffee. You'll never fall asleep again.

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You need no help, it's fully ok.

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It's frozen water, just make some more!

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Get someone else bored, and have fun while doing it!

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Turn on a radio.

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get grape ! And peanut !
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Pretend you are anything but a raccoon.

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Stop throwing your trash inside the TV. :P

Help, The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is out there looking for me.
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