Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly right?)
- dalonewolf25
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Here's a cattle and a prod. Now run!
Help! The bulls want me!
Help! The bulls want me!
Everyone has a story. What's yours?~
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
give him pile of hays.
mayday mayday mayday, I can't sing
mayday mayday mayday, I can't sing
- RandomGeekNamedBrent
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
rub some bacon on it.
I have too many feels and am entirely unable to can.
I have too many feels and am entirely unable to can.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Watch some emotionally traumatizing movies and damage for feelings beyond repair. Now you should feel nothing.
Dear Dr. Housepets Forums,
I have little to no free time! What should I do?
From Zukio
Dear Dr. Housepets Forums,
I have little to no free time! What should I do?
From Zukio
I like Pie!!!
Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
- Luvindonesia
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
you should cut college and go wild
help!!! i can't open this mayonaise jar!!
help!!! i can't open this mayonaise jar!!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Burn!!
Jk, strap the tap of jar with a belt or any kind of strap and try to open it, more friction and surface area will do the trick!
Help I got a really bad haircut yesterday.
Jk, strap the tap of jar with a belt or any kind of strap and try to open it, more friction and surface area will do the trick!
Help I got a really bad haircut yesterday.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Cut it more!
Help! I am having trouble getting to sleep!
Help! I am having trouble getting to sleep!
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- MapleRatty
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Use a tranquilizer!
Help Im stuck on a spider web!
Help Im stuck on a spider web!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Burning down the spiderweb, and the house.
I'm freezing!
I'm freezing!
I like Pie!!!
Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
really big group hug!
we're out of milk!
we're out of milk!
there is no such thing as luck. if there was, there would surely be at least one person with all of it, and nothing bad would happen to them ever. but as far as I can tell, bad things happen to everyone.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
milk a cow!
my cat is awfully snuggly today!
my cat is awfully snuggly today!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Shave it!
My arms are on fire!
My arms are on fire!
[insert witty comment here]
You can PM me if you feel like it.
You can PM me if you feel like it.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Lick them!
My face hurts!
My face hurts!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Well stop slapping yourself.
My freezer is on fire!
My freezer is on fire!
It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
try some liquid nitrogen.
Help!! Squirrels keep trying to eat me.
Help!! Squirrels keep trying to eat me.
If you have a 3DS pm me your fc and I'll give you mine.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Eat them first!
Help! My nose is blocked up!
Help! My nose is blocked up!
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Invest in C4! That should get rid of the blockage and as a bonus all that pesky stuff on your face like your eyes.
Help I can't stop watching Whose Line Is it Anyways videos and I haven't slept in weeks!
Help I can't stop watching Whose Line Is it Anyways videos and I haven't slept in weeks!
At the end of the day I often think about what I have done for the world. What I have changed, perhaps made better or worse. I then sit at a computer for hours and look at pictures of cats.
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Go to iCarly.com!
Help! The Funday Pawpet show is too long!
Help! The Funday Pawpet show is too long!
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Hold the producer hostage until he agrees to increase the length of the show.
I can't transform into an animal!
I can't transform into an animal!
I ship Grape&Peanut and support King&Bailey
- RandomGeekNamedBrent
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find a witch and make her mad.
I need a vacation
I need a vacation
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Hijack a plane and fly it to Hawaii.
I need some chocolate cows.
I need some chocolate cows.
I ship Grape&Peanut and support King&Bailey
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Build a time machine, kidnap Michelangelo, give him huge blocks of chocolate and force him to carve chocolate cows.
Help! I need a new secret identity!
Help! I need a new secret identity!
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As of now, your secret identity is Super Hyper Molasses Dude.
I need a rock.
I need a rock.
I ship Grape&Peanut and support King&Bailey
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Blow up the moon, pick up the fallen rocks that land near you.
Help! I need a lot of pancakes.
Help! I need a lot of pancakes.
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The best will be to ask somebody to drop them for you.
I need the DVDs of the 4th season of The Big Bang Theory.
I need the DVDs of the 4th season of The Big Bang Theory.
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mix the 1st and 3th season together
help , i think I'm becoming a stalker
help , i think I'm becoming a stalker
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Your assigned secret stalker partner is... yourself!
Help, there's a hippopotamus in my spaghetti and meat-balls and he won't share!
Help, there's a hippopotamus in my spaghetti and meat-balls and he won't share!
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Place your spaghetti in the sun, the hippo will run to avoid a sunburn.
Help, I forgot to buy Onions.
Help, I forgot to buy Onions.
- Kateleo007
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
*throws bag of onions*
Help, my cat ate a bear!
Help, my cat ate a bear!
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Get an elephant to stomp the car.
Help, my bear was eaten by someones car.
Help, my bear was eaten by someones car.
- RandomGeekNamedBrent
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realize it was a cat and not a car
help, my brain hurts
help, my brain hurts
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Stop performing facepalms when I deserve them...
I always fall asleep while listening to audiobooks.
I always fall asleep while listening to audiobooks.
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Replace all of your water with coffee. You'll never fall asleep again.
Help, I'm addicted to cheesecakes.
Help, I'm addicted to cheesecakes.
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You need no help, it's fully ok.
Help, I ran out of ice cubes.
Help, I ran out of ice cubes.
- Kateleo007
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It's frozen water, just make some more!
Help, I'm bored.
Help, I'm bored.
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- VEB152
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Get someone else bored, and have fun while doing it!
Help! I keep re-listening the same song over and over again...
Help! I keep re-listening the same song over and over again...
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
- Kateleo007
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Turn on a radio.
Help, there's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater at my door!
Help, there's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater at my door!
Jack the Eevee and Barb the Buizel
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
get grape ! And peanut !
help , I think the broom's coming for me
help , I think the broom's coming for me
- Render
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Pretend you are anything but a raccoon.
Help, there is only rubbish in TV...
Help, there is only rubbish in TV...
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Stop throwing your trash inside the TV.
Help, The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is out there looking for me.
Help, The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is out there looking for me.
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