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Lame funny Puns and jokes

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Hey Sleet, Pea called. He wants his lame joke back. :P

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd gamepoint to Mcfly. Thanks for trying everyone else.

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I don't get why that's supposed to be a quality post...

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I think it's supposed to be a joke which is specifically used to call out lame jokes that has been overused so much that it is now itself considered a lame joke, thus when the lame joke is used to call out another lame joke, the irony of the use of the lame joke causes it to become a quality joke well deserving of praise. JOKECEPTION!!! *shot*

Unless everyone here just has a really bad taste in jokes. In either case,

"Hey Mcfly, the '90s called, they want their lame pay out back!!!!!"

And now I wait for the posts of admiration to start rolling in...

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I don't get why that's supposed to be a quality post...

Diss where is your of sense of humor?

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But at the same time, are zombies breathing? Your brain needs oxygen to survive, and so does everything else (muscles, heart, etc), but without the brain (the control system ofthe body), it doesn't matter.

Your argument is invalid.

If you tell me my argument is invalid, you had better tell me why. Without oxygen, there is no motor control abilities because the brain cannot function. It's high school freshman Biology class.

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If you tell me my argument is invalid, you had better tell me why. Without oxygen, there is no motor control abilities because the brain cannot function. It's high school freshman Biology class.


Biology in fiction though wouldn't always win though, but it's good to be detailed about it to keep the smart readers scared. For pure scare factor, you have to delve into the unknown sometimes.

Zombies in traditional sense don't breathe. They can walk through water, come out of graves and kill gas mask mooks in gas. I'm lead to believe the brain still functions without oxygen and is instead just going on whatever senses are alive in it's brain until it's destroyed. It probably even fools itself in thinking it's breathing in a sense, but keeps going not knowing that.

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Dissension wrote:
I don't get why that's supposed to be a quality post...

Diss where is your of sense of humor?


Global Mods don't have them. We trade them in in return for our oppressive and all knowing natures. Sleet is a fluke.


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speaking of old, I am enough to have played the earlier releases of PONG
For those too young to know, here's a video of its creators explaining it
http://video.repubblica.it/tecno-e-scie ... ef=HRESS-7

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Dissension wrote:
I don't get why that's supposed to be a quality post...

Diss where is your of sense of humor?


Global Mods don't have them. We trade them in in return for our oppressive and all knowing natures. Sleet is a fluke.
I was the one who got away. Expect a heartwarming children's movie about me next summer.

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I dunno if I'd pay full price for that movie. Might catch a matinee show, though.

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texascat018 wrote:
Dissension wrote:
I don't get why that's supposed to be a quality post...

Diss where is your of sense of humor?

Dissension took a vision quest and killed his own sense of humor when he came of age. Apparenly that's a thing in Arkansas. (or maybe just a mod thing, or a squirrel thing, or whatever)

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If you tell me my argument is invalid, you had better tell me why. Without oxygen, there is no motor control abilities because the brain cannot function. It's high school freshman Biology class.

There comes a point in zombie fiction where you can fudge the details a bit using the classic "because zombies excuse".
That may not even be the case here, I mean who says a zombie isn't breathing? Who's ever gotten close enough to check? :P

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I was the one who got away. Expect a heartwarming children's movie about me next summer.


Is Steve buschemi going to be in it? I bet he will. that dude's in everything

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I said heartwarming.

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I personally thought resevoir dogs was heartwarming. (spoilers ahead seriously don't read if you haven't seen it and don't want to ending ruined) Mr. Pink in the only one who acts sanely and doesn't kill anyone and in the end he gets the diamonds. plus he was in big daddy. so nyah :P

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okay...I'm preparing a Sleetshooter now....run... :twisted:

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*Jumps in front of Sleet*

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...okay...regular shooter...3...2...

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Uh, sorry Sleet, you're on your own.

*Flees*

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I personally thought resevoir dogs was heartwarming. (spoilers ahead seriously don't read if you haven't seen it and don't want to ending ruined) Mr. Pink in the only one who acts sanely and doesn't kill anyone and in the end he gets the diamonds. plus he was in big daddy. so nyah :P
If you listen carefully to the background of the last scene, Mr. Pink gets arrested.

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I've been doing far to much Japanese at this late hour (doing a presentation for Japanese class... in Japanese... cause that's what you do in Japanese class apparently).
I notice this because, when I began reading today's comic, my brain did a complete double-take as it switched gears into English mode. Like: "What is THIS mess?!? Oh... right, English." :lol:
-_- I'm so tired.

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Sleet wrote:
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texascat018 wrote:
Diss where is your of sense of humor?


Global Mods don't have them. We trade them in in return for our oppressive and all knowing natures. Sleet is a fluke.
I was the one who got away. Expect a heartwarming children's movie about me next summer.


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So guys, if any of you move in the future (which is kind of inevitable) don't move into a house with thin walls. Every single morning this week I've been woken up by my sister's alarm clock and it has been fairly annoying. Apparently she likes to set her alarm an hour earlier than she actually gets up (about 5am).

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Sleet wrote:
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Seth wrote:
I personally thought resevoir dogs was heartwarming. (spoilers ahead seriously don't read if you haven't seen it and don't want to ending ruined) Mr. Pink in the only one who acts sanely and doesn't kill anyone and in the end he gets the diamonds. plus he was in big daddy. so nyah :P
If you listen carefully to the background of the last scene, Mr. Pink gets arrested.

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So guys, if any of you move in the future (which is kind of inevitable) don't move into a house with thin walls. Every single morning this week I've been woken up by my sister's alarm clock and it has been fairly annoying. Apparently she likes to set her alarm an hour earlier than she actually gets up (about 5am).

then go to bed at 5am.

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Ugh. Going to college taught me that people do that way more than I thought. You get better sleep if you just set your alarm later and get up when it tells you to. That's why I keep my alarm out of reach from bed.

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My school starts at seven and the ride there is an hour long.
I also take an hour getting ready so I have to wake up at 5 am every day for school.

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My school starts at seven and the ride there is an hour long.
I also take an hour getting ready so I have to wake up at 5 am every day for school.

Reminds me of my job, only I have to get up at 4:30 :|
Fortunately I've reached a definite crossroad where I'm either going to be able to start working professionally as a comic artist right away, or I'll be going to University for a few years. In either case, I'm just glad to be leaving that job.

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My cat is my alarm clock :3

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texascat018 wrote:
Diss where is your of sense of humor?

Global Mods don't have them. We trade them in in return for our oppressive and all knowing natures. Sleet is a fluke.
I was the one who got away. Expect a heartwarming children's movie about me next summer.

You can think this, but maybe the cold, heartless ones elected to add a compassionate member to their ranks.

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okay...I'm preparing a Sleetshooter now....run... :twisted:

If you ever use that, I will personally find you and, subsequently, hurt you to death.

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This may be the weirdest threat I've heard in a fairly long time.

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How would one hurt to death? Would it be due to heart faliure or something else that would end up killing?

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....but you dont know where I live :P

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READY!!

AIM!!!

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Foolish mortal! Diss knows everything...

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Foolisher mortaler mortal! I am a psychic!

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Foolish fuzzkins! I eat logic for midnight! *chews on a random shooter, which curses all other ones to lock up*

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...you do relize those had gun powder in them...right :shock:

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This may be the weirdest threat I've heard in a fairly long time.
He just can't handle the sexiness that is me.

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....but you dont know where I live :P


Well he is a global mod, in theory if you live on earth you're in his jurisdiction

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Sleet wrote:
Ugh. Going to college taught me that people do that way more than I thought. You get better sleep if you just set your alarm later and get up when it tells you to. That's why I keep my alarm out of reach from bed.


That's the thing though, she didn't even wake up from it immediately. The alarm was going for 20 minutes before she finally woke up and shut it off. I was thinking I could finally go back to sleep, and then it almost immediately starts going off again.

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....but you dont know where I live :P

Haha, it's cute that you think that.

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Diss's Sense of humor is gone, yet creepiness remains...

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Don't worry, Diss is a part of Team Rocket, which means he will inevitably fail in his dastardly quest.

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