with an axe?

....that would be the most hilarilus thing to see, EVER!!!

That would be a funny scene.

We start flag football on Friday. I'm excited, I know I can do well at this. (I'm already a better kicker than our football teams kicker half of the time even though I have no training at all. Just goes to show how bad our football team is.)

Put games on it! I did that once.

When we did flag football in my gym class eons ago, I discovered I am terrible at handling that oblong-shaped "ball". I'm pretty decent at soccer, but give me a ball that is not spherical and things go awry.

We played this game once where it was basketball, but with a football. You didn't dribble it, but getting it through the hoop was a pain.

I just palyed soccer with all the Somali kids in Gym class, that or worked on english homework. Way better than the other random junk they made people do.

Once in my P.E. class I got hit in the head twice, during a game that wasn't called dodge-ball, but was really dodge-ball. I was hit so hard that I had to go to the nurse because I completely lost my balance, and was having trouble standing up.

which is why method is stand in the back of the gym...or behind some poor sucker

You dodgeball with no honor.......

Wow what kind of ball did they use to get that effect?

Ha, try being used as a human paintball shield against your will by a 200+lb man, that is no honor, also its pretty painful. Ah, memories of my former co-workers.

forget honor, I'm the tallest kid in my class, all the balls aimed for me are AT MY HEAD.

Have you considered ducking?

Once in middle school, we were playing volleyball. When it came my turn to serve the ball, I did a really lousy job and the ball ended up hitting some kid from my team in the face. (He was fine)
That happened in 6th grade. For the next three years, every time I served the ball, my entire team would lay flat on the ground until the ball cleared the net.

I always loved dogeball but I was much better at dodging than throwing. My aim was awful!

Hummm when I play dodge ball, I dive roll to dodge, and roll and roll and dive then roll. Play tag, I dive roll, randomly roll, that's how I roll.
That's all I do I think.... and kickup... now I just have to learn how to frontflip in nowhere so that I can randomly do it in the gym.
And my Gym teacher won't let me run barefoot, shoes are for unnatural mankind.
I really should think about getting back to Parkour, I had to give it up because of air Cadet(boots camp).

I'd love to learn Parkour but I'm so clumsy with that sort of thing I'm certain the first year would just be pain.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Even though you probably don't have mountains and cliffs in you backyard.

When you watch this, do you think:
Ooh, fun!
They are crazy.
I wish I was insane enough to do that.
NOPE!

...they are insane, and I woukd probably die of fright from doing something like THAT!!!!!!!

That looks incredibly dangerous.

I've done something like that before in the British Columbian Rockies. Even though it wasn't quite THAT far up, it was still pretty freaky

That looks awesome and exhilarating but I would definitely die so I'll just stick to skydiving because it is so much safer than that.

I do some mountain biking myself, but what I do looks like riding on the streets in comparison.


The crazy thing is you are probably right. So you skydive?

I've been twice and it was awesome each time. I would love to go more but it is really expensive to get into. I've only done tandem but next time I'll probably go solo. Getting a license would be nice but I think it is around $2000-$3000 for all the training. I think that everyone needs to go at least once in their lives, its not that bad when your 13,000ft up, the ground is so flat and featureless and when the canopy opens it is amazing how peaceful and serene it is up there.

I've always wanted to try but I don't have the money to blow on it. It's on my bucket list for sure.

...MY FAMILY AND I BURNED UP MY TIAS BROKEN DISHWASHER!!!

thats what it gets for not working...luckily my aunt lives in the country, the fire WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...it was kinda hard to do it though

Dish washer will get revenge on you

I wanted to cry the whole time I was watching this...
Dishwashers don't get no revenge. >:I

They get eaten if they try.

Dishwashers aren't food silly. How could food wash away food?

I am a being of chaos. I don't need to listen to your logic.

In all seriousness though, burning a useless device is my kind of fun.

NO LOGIC RULES

...though no gravity would suck

SMashing it is why more fun. Just sayin.

Yeah, it would.

but low gravity would be an entirely different story. jumpin all high and stuff

No gravity would kill us all. Low gravity would probably have some pretty bad effects too.

But if we are talking about a situation in which logic does not exist, all arguments about negative side effects of reduced or absent gravity go out the window. In which case I would love either situation.

But because logic does not go away, I would rather continue to live than have zero gravity.

If I were you I would have take all the components out of dishwasher and make some useless electronic device out of it XP

Which is why vacations to the Moon will one day be a thing.

...I can barley work my way around my PHONE(it took me about a month to find out how to TEXT people..and I still dont how to do t fully), I dont think thats an option for me

If it was low gravity, I would want batman's grappling hook thing