Meanwhile in space there was a giant space squid named after Waldo because he was good at hiding behind unruly pronouns. Pronouns describe people as delicious fruitcakes hidden underneath H-fields filled with adjectives. Waldo hates conjunctions, since they killed his entire family on April fools out of spite. But they lived in his imagination on planet Xerox, because planet Xerox was a blackhole.
Squids are now flinging cake at the unlucky protagonists of the kingdom of the educationalists. A cat named Xavier Francois Leopold reigned as queen over the hamsters that killed puppies in their nightmares. The peasants rebelled against the hamsters and their queen. The rebels failed, but soon they cut the head of lettuce that unleashed Waldo, who helped the queen cut the head of the rebels who ate his head of lettuce.