“Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Un-returnable, because all you get back in another box of chocolates. You’re stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there’s nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there’s a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they’re gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you’re desperate enough to eat those, all you’re got left is…is an empty box, filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.”
-The Smoking Man, X-Files

"Life is a series of disappointments broken only by dark spells of depression." - Unknown

"Widow. The word consumes itself."
"How frail the human heart must be - a mirrored pool of thought."
"Is there no way out of the mind?"
"I shut my eyes and the world drops dead; I lift my eyes and all is born again." - Sylvia Plath

"See the TURTLE of enormous girth!
On his shell he holds the earth.
His thought is slow but always kind;
He holds us all within his mind.
On his back all vows are made;
He sees the truth but mayn't aid.
He loves the land and loves the sea,
And even loves a child like me."
- Roland Deschain, The Waste Lands

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."
- Stephen King, The Gunslinger

me and my friends: Can of Pringles or Tube of Pringles?

"Might as well try to drink the ocean as argue with a lover."
- Cort, The Dark Tower

“Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.”

-Neil Stephenson, Cryptonomicon.

well, I don't remember the exact words, but a guy in a movie I watched in Music History, mentioned something about someone realizing that "music could be more than just repetitive melodies and simple dance beats."
then I said to the guy next to me "too bad people don't remember that anymore"

"Go then, there are other worlds than these."
- Jake Chambers, The Gunslinger

*Takes out cereal box from grocery bag*
"Mmm. Sweet crunchy nut cereal. Hmm...can't wait til morning...

Wait...

ITS MORNING IN THE HIMALAYAS!" - That one guy in the Kelloggs commercial

Love the way the guy says the last line.

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." - Tolstoy

'I've failed over and over after in my life. And that is why I succeed'

- Michael Jordan

"Post hoc ergo Yolo. That's Latin"

"Growing up is like a twenty year-long joke without a punchline. Then Michael Cera mumbles something awkward and walks away."
Couple of the more memorable quotes from last night.

Me: "Why must you be so quaint...?"

Friend: "Why must I say what now?!"

"Grow old or die trying" - Source

"I can haz hamburger? What type of English is that?! I go through all this trouble to learn English and I can't find one person in this country who can speak it properly... why did I bother?!" -Dia

The night has a thousand eyes,
And the day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies
With the dying sun.

The mind has a thousand eyes,
And the heart but one;
Yet the light of a whole life dies
When love is done.

- Francis William Bourdillion

"Sometimes in the world as is you've
Got to shake the hand that feeds you"
-The Sisters of Mercy

"The citizen is becoming a pawn in a game where nobody knows the rules, where everybody constantly doubts that there are rules at all, and where the vocabulary has been diminished to such an extent that nobody is even sure what the game is all about."-Andrew Eldritch

"I know one thing, that I know nothing."-Socrates

"If I had a lower IQ, I could enjoy your interview." - Muhammed Ali

"Its funny how conversation carries, but never takes us anywhere" - TheMobian

Yes I just quoted myself.

"It's not the inside I'm worried about, it's the creepy candy coating." - Penny, Big Bang Theory

"Dude if waka Flocka can put out two albums we could totally be rappers" -Friend of mine

“So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would open up, unfolding quite wonderfully, if only you were interested in them.”-Sylvia Plath

Actually, little known fact, Waka Flocka actually only puts out music because his label makes him, he hates the industry and puts out crap so he can hopefully get out of his contract.

"Tojo and his claque of imperial army boneheads said to [Yamamoto], in effect: Why don’t you go out and secure the Pacific Ocean for us, because we’ll need a convenient shipping lane, say, oh, about ten thousand miles wide, in order to carry out our little plan to conquer South America, Alaska, and all of North America west of the Rockies. In the meantime we’ll finish mopping up China. Please attend to this ASAP."

- Neal Stephenson's interpretation of the Japanese plan in WWII, Cryptonomicon

Whatchu talkin about? That man's a lyrical genius.
I heard something like that before but I don't buy it. Guy's having too much fun.
"votin ain't change nothin in my environment"-Waka

I find him boring honestly, not too interesting, but he is better than Flo Rida.

"Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin. Believe nothing just because someone else believes it. Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true." - Gautama Siddhartha (Buddha)

"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction." - Mark Twain

"Bills...bills...bills...why do we keep getting Bill's mail?" - Hank Hill

"Good thoughts, good words, good deeds."
-Zoroaster

“Memories are what warm you up from the inside. But they're also what tear you apart.”
Haruki Murakami,Kafka on the Shore

"Whatever does not kill us can only make us stranger."

"This is what happens when a great deal of intelligence is invested in ignorance."

"Light in absence of eyes illuminates nothing."

- Trevor Goodchild

"With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half." - Otto Von Bismarck

"The Fire ranked first in indifference, you can't be more indifferent than the fire." - Game Master from an Amber game.

"You is smart. You is kind. You is important." - Egoraptor

"I couldn't remember the last time I saw a group of people begging this hard to be aborted." - Maddox

"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin." -Quote from Kafka's metamorphosis

"Humans are such fragile creatures. I hate weak creatures....
They're weak, yet they care for others. They have no powers, yet they desperately try to protect others."

- Madara, a youkai, from Natsume Yuujinchou