Not really big fan of it. I enjoy Parkour tho.
TUBM needs to go to bed

I did it when I got my driver's license, so yeah, I can. If I would only get three hours of sleep or less, I might be tempted to just stay awake so I'd be dealing with raw energy, and not sleep lethargy. ^_^;

TPBM thinks a 500 worded essay for a selective college is just silly.

*Oh so ninja'd* ;_;

I like baseball, at least!

TPBM thinks a 500 worded essay for a selective college is just silly.

*What is this, I don't even-!*

Yes, yes I do. Will I? No.

TPBM can't get a post through! XD

sleep is for nerds
No I'm not having any trouble getting my posts through that's just you
TUBM has family in a different region of the country they rarely see

True,one of my uncle lives in Texas, two of my aunties live in China and Korea.
TUBM has a good hand writing.

very false
TUBM listens to at least one artist their parents don't "get"

False
TUBM fears Diss

nah he's a pretty cool dude/squirrel-thing
TUBM fears clowns

Clowns are creepy, but I don't FEAR them..

TUBM has randomly quoted lyrics of a song within a conversation.

(I have, mutliple times! I'm extremely good at remembering lyrics so..)

False, though I might do it unintentionally.
TUBM feared one of the mods at some point.

True, and now I'm good friends with almost all of them.

TPBM has been distracted from homework because of the internet before.

who doesn't?
TUBM can swim well

Yes I can. Swim lessons at the age of five will do that.

TPBM likes photography?

true, I have a decent Camera with a high quality lens. tough it's old.
TUBM likes to build

If you mean build as in create objects or structures, I have minecraft. And play it A LOT. So, True.

TUBM has never heard of Darren Shan.

who?
the user below me has to go to school tomorrow.

True.
TUBM has to work tomorrow.

I got no job
TUBM can reverse time

I can make it look like I did, but in reality I can't.

TUBM is not TUAM(The user above me).

That is true.

TUBM has had the same avatar for over 6 months.

no, TXcat avatar only lasted about 4 months
TUBM is good at drawing

I'm going to go with False, though this may be up for debate since I've not published any of my art as of yet.
The user below me is planning to enroll in the military?

Sir that is true sir!
AFROTC
TUBM has Russian Friend!

Nope
TUBM can get a strike when bowling

Yes. I can get a strike when bowling.

TUBM already made ​​a good sculpture.

False
TUBM has been flirted with by their friend's ex at some point

Well, she was still with him at the time...true? (It was awkward and uncomfortable)

TUBM is a fan of football.

False.
TUBM likes Disney movies.

true,
TUBM is Bored as heck

false

tubm dislikes seafood

False, I love it.
TUBM can jump 5 feet.

false I am decidedly earthbound
TUBM can ice skate

True - ohhh yeahhh, I can go backwards

TUBM can recite the alphabet backwards first try without any mistakes

Very false
TUBM does their own grocery shopping

True. I shop for everyone in my house in fact.

The user below me can't run a mile in five minutes.

Pfft, me? Run? How about no. XD

TPBM does their own laundry?

Not yet. But I will someday..
TUBM likes their Avatar

[I'm almost 18 and I still don't do my own laundry. ]

Ehh. I suppose. Not really in the mood for hearts and things right now.

TPBM likes Hot Fries?

false, they don't even sell hot fries in indonesia and i never tried one before
TPBM likes Quentin Tarantino?

True, one of my favorite directors and actors.
TUBM owns a purple shirt

I wish.

TUBM's lives in a 2-story house.