False, I don't even take french.
TPBM has cowboy hat

False, though I did live in Texas at one point and saw a rodeo with people in cowboy hats.
TUBM has lived in the same place their whole life.

False. I've moved probably about seven times. I'm too tired to give an exact number right now though.

TPBM uses Facebook?

True! But, like, once or twice a week, though.
The user below me had gone at least once to visit the nation's capital of the United States? o3o

Yep, 3-4 years ago.
TUBM has had a dog at some point in their life

Currently do, and I might get another soon.
TUBM knows about the neat function of internet Goggles.

False.

TPBM has drank coffee before?

Pretty much every day
TUBM has held a full time job before

NEIN!

Bleh has a guilty pleasure.

Not that I can think of immediately.
TUBM has trick or treated as a vampire before.

nope
TUBM wears hats alot

True, I weat a cadet hat on daily bases.
TUBM can play guitar well.

nope. though I am trying to find time to learn bass
TUBM has been in a band before

False, only a choir.
TUBM has more than one email address.

true, one for spam, one for surfing, one for Formal reason.
TUBM have broke mirror before

true, and you don't have idea how many
TUBM never wore sunglasses

False, I don't wear them often though.
TUBM has a catchphrase of some sort.

I think my signature counts as one.

TUBM has eaten adobo at some point.

nope
TUBM has eaten a fried cricket before?

No, I have a phobia of insects.
TUBM is superstitious.

I think not,
TUBM has a tan skin

I have a slight tan naturally. I spend most of my time indoors so my skin is kinda paler than it should be, but I am still darker than most people I know.

TUBM writes fanfiction or makes fanart.

I have bunch of arts of HP but really bad.....
TUBM needs a haircut

Definately! I look a bit like a girl T_T.

TUBM has played on a SEGA Megadrive game before.

nope
TUBM has lost and/or ruined an article of clothing at a show before

True - at a NOFX gig I gave my T-shirt to my friend beforehand, and have STILL not got it back (it was three months ago)

TUBM has a fear of heights?

Nope
TUBM has a fear of spiders

Kinda true kinda false. I only get freaked out when they appear unexpectedly.
TUBM fears slenderman

True-ish; I know he's not real, but it still scares the poo out of me. XD

TPBM has purchased paper in the last month?

False!
TUBM has used a scissor at least once in the past 24 hours.

I usually use my pocket knife for cutting
TUBM is currently boring

True. Everyone thinks I'm grandpa boring.
Also a pocket knife isn't a scissor!
TUBM is thinking about harming someone.

Not currently but gimme a few hours. I pretty much spend my entire shift wishing I could punch my boss in his moustache.
TUBM has purchased music in the past 24 hours

Well... I'm sure you guys know the answer to that after the past few weeks... so possibly.

TPBM has been pretty irritated at people lately?

*ninja'd*

No, I haven't, sadly. I'm broke. XD

TPBM has been pretty irritated at people lately?

Oh yeah, my boss, my family, and a few of my fraternity brothers for starting guy-drama
TUBM has skipped a meal today

False. Usually I skip dinner, but I did not do so today.
TUBM talks to him/herself.

I do.........................................
I talk to my cat too.
TUBM can stay up all night

I can stay up all night in my sleep (wait what...?)
TUBM can stay up all night and take an exam the next day

You never mentioned receiving a passable grade, so true.

TUBM has jumped in the last 168 hours.

I don't think I have
TUBM enjoys organized sports?