I make a stink bomb from Jeff's breath, combining it with some rotten egg gas and whatever the smell coming from the bottom of my bin is and throw it back at him.

I whack Nyalvia with a gas mask.

I wonder if serence and Kyuubi will use this as another opportunity to attack me?

No, I will.

I take your guitar and hit you in the head with it.

Actually it's a cello and I hit you with its case.

I smack you with the bow

I pay your goons to attack you for me.

I shoot you with a laser hairdryer.

I hit you with a guitar.

I slap you with a collar.

I toast you with my laser gun.

I snare you with your headphone cord.

I smack you with your own rabbit ears.

I drop a planet on you.

I hit you with a spatula and put you in a pot.

I hit you with your headphones.

I spray red paint into your eyes.

I stick you on the centrifuge NASA uses to train their astronauts and turn it up to maxiumum revs. I leave you there for 3 days straight.

I dump orange paint on your head.

I toss pipping hot PANCAKES at you!

Om nom nom!

I dump you in an industrial sized pancake maker.

I give you too Kyuubi, tied.

I smack you with your sunglasses and untie Hlaoroo.

I tie you both using some carbon nano tubule threads and throw you into a volcano.

I drop a rocket-propelled brick on you

I magically escape the volcano and shoot cannonballs at you.

I do the matrix thingie and let the brick hit you, making you fall down back into the volcano.

I teleport out of the volcano and kick you in.

I teleport out of the volcano and blast you with my laser gun.

I dodge and throw Hlaoroo at you.

I snack on him for a while... and launch his remains to you.

Ew. I burn with a flamethrower.

I shoot a beam of antiparticles at you.

I create a black hole under you.

I strangle you with your bandana.

I choke you with my dogtags.

I tighten your collar to the smallest setting.

I shoot you with your hairdryer.

I smack you with your collar.

I push you into a pool of radioactive water.

I whip you with your dog tags.