"Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children."- Eric Draven

"my lyrics are open to interpretation by the individual and imply many different meanings, therefore their relevance is purely subjective."-Ian Curtis

"My world is managed by children, whenever they don't get whut they want, the just yell and scream..."

"It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"The covetous man is ever in want."
-Horace

"let's turn our moon into a death star! 'That's no... oh, uh, now I'm confused.'" -Precocious

total Biscuit: "Can't Balance for toffee."

..nice turn on the fudge

"I was searching for the milk... nipples" - a contestant on "Total Blackout" on feeling what she thought was a cow in the middle of a dark room.
It was a fat guy.

”She calls me moon-pie because I'm nummy-nummy and she could eat me up.” - Sheldon Cooper

"I ain't proud but I ain't stupid!"
-My grandmother

"Because racecar." Dan Powers
This is just a general response to things people say and can't explain.

"What if the VCR's rewind and fast forward were on the same button"-A friend of mine

"You do not yet understand..........But you will...." ~ Kosh from Babylon 5

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more; it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

-Macbeth

"Elimination by Depantsificaton!"

Rock Lee from Naruto Spin Off: Rock Lee And His Ninja Pals

When I have the time. -Phileas Fogg

You don't toast a toast, toast is already have been toasted. You toast the bread to get a toast.- friend of mine

"Man-kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost."~Alphonse Elric (FMA series)

"That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. Back then, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth."-same quote as above, I just wanted to continue it.

"Most people look for the same things, love, a place to call their own, stuff to own, a job to keep. Not us, nope, we aren't most people. What do we look for in life? I know what I want to see, I want to go to places, see the world in conflict, and put an end to it. I will be a Marine, and nothings going to stop that from happening." My friend Matt on life

The meaning of life should not be asked on a grand scale such as the entire world. Though should be asked on a more personal scale. Our dreams, ambitions, and goals are what drive a lot of us forward. When we have achieved them, and have found ourselves happy, we have then found, our meaning to life.

"Deep into the heart of the battle they fought. Covered on all sides as all converged on them, until the four could no longer be seen. As time passed I feared them lost. Then slowly the armies separated, many were dead. I saw the four each down on one knee, all stopped to watch and gaze upon them with a smile of victory before sending them into the ground.

Then they rose together to make a final stand. With their last bit of strength they raised their arms into the air, pointing blood stained weapons to the sky. They called upon the god of war and made ready to die. But Odin would not call them this day to Valhalla, instead he sent thunder and lightning to strike the ground, bestowing upon them the one gift every warrior lives in hope of - the Berserker Rage!

Now filled with that strength, the power of a thousand men was given them. No longer mortal they were touched by the gods. This time when they took up the attack, men fell not by tens, but by hundreds, by thousands!"

"It smells like a sandwich farted." Brad Jones-Brad Tries the Candwich.
Do I even need to say why that quote is awesome?

"I don't want to be a product of my environment...I want my environment to be a product of me."

Costello - The Departed

"I have existed since the morning of the world and I will exist when the last star falls from heaven. Though I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am none. I am a god."
-Emperor Caligula

”Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.” - Homer Simpson

"Time line? Time is not made out of lines. It's made out of circles. That's why clocks are round."

Flawless logic if I have ever heard it.

That's one of his best lines!

Tucker: Okay. Church... is trying to get... a translator... so that we... can talk... to eack other.
Church: Tucker. The enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not going to help.
Tucker: What? I'm talking to Caboose.
Church: Oh.
Caboose: I don't understand. Are-are-are you hungry? Tucker are you hungry? Are you cold?
Tucker: What no-
Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker do you want some hot dogs and a blanket?
Tucker: **** it no, Caboose I'm not cold, I don't want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my ****in' sheets again I'm gonna kill you.

Caboose: Last time I was shot I got a purple heart. Now I hope this time I get a purple lung. You see eventually I hope to build an entire purple person... and we will be best friends.

Caboose: Ask him if he likes baseball.
Church: It's an alien baby, Caboose.
Caboose: Ask him if he likes tee ball.

"dude hawaii is so hood"

5feet?
No 5 meter, welcome to Canada eh!

"I'm from N-E-W Jerz Where plenty of murder occurs"-Little Ceaser's verse on Hit 'em up

"Bart! Do you wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!?" - Homer Simpson

”Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.” - Paul Brandt

"When you starts measuring somebody, measure him right child, measure him right. Make sure you done taken into account what hills and valleys he come throught before he got to wherever he is."- Mama, A Raisin in the Sun: Act III

"What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?"

"No occurrence on any of my other battlefields impressed me so keenly. I halted my tour to gaze at the spectacle and reflect on its meaning ... This soldier, I realized, must have had friends at home and in his regiment; yet here he lay deserted by all except his dog ... I had looked on, unmoved, at battles, which decided the future of nations. Tearless, I had given orders which brought death to thousands. Yet here I was stirred, profoundly stirred, stirred to tears. And by what? The grief of one dog."

- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Hey, Alan. What do they give you for grave robbing?"

"They hang you."

"Ah! Suspended sentence!"


Alan and Jeff, "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things"

Another Ed, Edd n Eddy post.

Eddy: Those little twerps will be sorry they messed with this brainpower.

Edd: I believe we'll all be sorry for that Eddy.

"In rex quawn-do we use the buddy system. no more flying solo"

"He came to the river. The river was there."

-Ernest Hemingway

From All That.

Detective: Did you rob the bank?
Criminal: ...No.
Detective: Oh, okay! Sorry to bother ya. You're free to go!