"Coffee and Machiavelli, what else do you need in life?"-My AP European history teacher

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions.-Machiavelli

"Kenan, why are these people waving their hands in the air? Waving them like they just don't care?" - Chris, Kenan and Kel

I strongly feel that we like the same shows.


"Who loves orange soda?!...Kel loves orange soda!" - Kel, Kenan and Kel

Heh heh.

"Look at us, riding around in a limo, eating hot dogs...it's like we're the President." - Marshall, How I Met Your Mother

"Nothing to lose, tattooed around his gun wounds
Everything to gain, embedded in his brain"- The Notorious B.I.G.

Audrey: "Drake, don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo."
Drake: "This hot dog's not wearing a tuxedo."

From Drake and Josh

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

and

This place is getting curioser and curiouser.

Both from the first Alice in Wonderland book.

Total Biscuit: "They circled each other cautiously, one bleeding from his face...the other one looking rather pleased with himself.....Did he just parry that with his face?"

"Dude stop throwing up on our walls!"-A dude I know

"Now to unleash the true power of nose hair!!" - Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

"What kind of evil person would make a law like th... it was me, wasn't it?" -Trace, TwoKinds

Aww, you were faster than me...

"A word to the wise ain't necessay - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby

Beat you to it McFly. :p

Oh well.
'Tis already posted.

"We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the hindu scripture Bhagavad Gita, Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another."-J. Robert Oppenheimer

"I need my kidney, it keeps my other kidney company." - Dale, King of the Hill

"Now that sounds like Robot Pirate Island!" -Squidward Tentacles

"You can try, but you'll never catch me. Bazinga!" - Sheldon Cooper

"Today was a good day"-Ice Cube

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. Ernest Hemingway.

"Isn't this great Squidward? Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us." - Spongebob

"Cute ones taste the best"- Panthro, Thundercats

"Puny god."

If you recognize what that's from, I will love you forever and ever.

Just saw that today in the theaters. The best scene

I needed IJustWantLove to tell me what it was because everyone was laughing too loud at the first part of that scene that I couldn't hear. Love only caught it on his third viewing.

HEEEEEYY YOOOOOUU GUUUYYYS! AH HAHA! -Sloth, The Goonies

"No! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! My tunes, they've been...alphabetized! How am I ever gonna find anything?!" - Beast Boy

Aww, I love ya too.

"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do."
—B.F. Skinner

Also, my forum name is one of my favorite quotes as well.

"Math illiteracy affects 8 out 5 people."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"i can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually, 'handle' is the middle of my first name." - Chandler, Friends

"Anything you can do, I can do better" - many obnoxious people, including myself.

"Tick tock, hit'em with a clock." - Tobuscus

If thing is unfixable with ducktape, it's broken -tech club friends/tech club rules-

Bazzinga!!!

"I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you." - White Goodman

"Good music should be played loudly"

"Dear Adobe Flash. You're too difficult to use. Please be easier to use."