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Devil Skirrl
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
There was a farmer who had a dog named Bingo. Bingo was his name. His name was Bingo. He was very lonely because he killed his friends because they wouldn't let him play with his favorite cat, named Whiskers. Whiskers was just minding his own business when a dog named Bingo (a different one) asked Whiskers if he wanted to get chewed up. Whiskers said no, but got chewed anyway because Bingo was jealous of Bingo and Bingo owed Bingo money, which seems absurd, but they both apparently use money for dog biscuits and large bowls which they fill with lots of baked bean juice. So they went to the store to buy more candy for the party later tonight.
They had no cream cheese crackers, so they needed cream cheese crackers in order to eat later on. Bingo asked Bingo if Bingo had any idea how to build a house out of cream cheese crackers. Bingo said that it was getting too late to build a house. Then he said "We can build a Victorian bathtub out of pudding." Right then, someone got Whiskers to not be dead via necromantic rituals and also Sam was there, so he helped out. I'm not sure what Sam exactly thought of everything, because he was dead and all. Sam lived a life of crime, which resulted in motorcycle cops everywhere. The motorcycle cops were quite enthusiastic with Sam's ability to be dead. Sam was dead and they all mourned his death, except for one, but he was not a real being, but an imaginary being who planned to eat everyone at the party later tonight. His name was Steve and he had a problem because I'm Steve.
Steve and Steve were going to build a cake out of pies made from cookies with cupcakes baked on top of a pot roast, till Steve realized that it tasted like garbage. Then, Bingo got confused and decided to bite Steve hard and then to run away from the bitten Steve. He ran to the gas station so he could buy some gasoline. Now that he bought the gas, he drove to the party that was at the beach near the abandoned syringe factor where he would eat all the food that was delivered there from Joe's Food Delivery. He knew not that Joe was actually the president of the largest doughnut factory in Principality of Sealand.
At the party, Bingo and Bingo met the Steves from the coast and told them they were out of cream cheese and baked potatoes and tiny umbrellas, which ruined everything. Therefore, the party was totally lame, so the Bingos decided to go to the store to buy fish in memory of their dead homies, who were cats that wore hats. Thus, the tradition started by Steve was not relevant. Then Mary arrived and she was completely ignorant about...
something trivial, but
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
she was unable (I have been keeping the story up to date on a word file, I can send it to you if you want.)
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:27 am |
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Seth
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:32 am Posts: 5673 Location: posted on the stoop
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
to knit sweaters
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:31 am |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
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Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 20538 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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because she was
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:07 pm |
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
a yarn kleptomaniac.
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:13 pm |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
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Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 20538 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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and that's terrible
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:18 pm |
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
because she really
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:25 pm |
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CaptainPea
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Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:19 pm Posts: 3958 Location: a place of settlement, activity, or residence
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
hates yarn. It
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
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Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 20538 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
makes her itchy.
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:02 pm |
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
But Mary tried
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:26 pm |
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Seth
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
to steal all
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:52 pm |
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Erikuto
Joined: Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:22 am Posts: 17 Location: North Carolina
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
of the needles
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:53 pm |
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Kitela
Joined: Fri May 13, 2011 1:18 am Posts: 978 Location: OH
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to prevent Steve
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Devil Skirrl
Joined: Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:42 pm Posts: 8624 Images: 0
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
and that's scary.
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:41 am |
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Seth
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
Scarier than scurvey.
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:56 am |
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Zukio
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Steve has scurvy.
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:20 am |
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Seth
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
and no limes
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:15 am |
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Kitela
Joined: Fri May 13, 2011 1:18 am Posts: 978 Location: OH
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
because the limes
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:27 pm |
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Seth
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
belong to the
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:29 pm |
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Kitela
Joined: Fri May 13, 2011 1:18 am Posts: 978 Location: OH
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scientist. They needed
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
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Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 20538 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
to see why
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:59 pm |
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Kitela
Joined: Fri May 13, 2011 1:18 am Posts: 978 Location: OH
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Steve hated limes
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:16 pm |
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Seth
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
because they wanted
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:37 pm |
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Zukio
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to find out
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:59 pm |
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Seth
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where steve hid
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:54 pm |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
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the Easter eggs.
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SirSlappy
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:16 pm Posts: 139 Location: Brussels, Belgium
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Easter eggs are
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
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extremely important in
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JeffCvt
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the month of
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
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the Vernal Equinox
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:55 pm |
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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because of all
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
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the bunnies running
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:56 pm |
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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into the walls.
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:58 pm |
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Seth
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It was chaos
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:26 am |
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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that was contained
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:28 am |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
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only by the
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:29 am |
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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willpower of the
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:32 am |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
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chipmunk army of
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:36 am |
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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the west side.
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:38 am |
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Seth
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 Re: 3 word story!!!
and the honorable
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