was at the

There was a farmer who had a dog named Bingo.Bingo was his name. His name was Bingo. He was very lonely because he killed his friends because they wouldn't let him play with his favorite cant, name Whiskers. Whiskers was just minding his own business when dog named bingo (a different one) asked whiskers if he wanted to get chewed up. Whiskers said no, but got chewed anyways Bingo was jealous of Bingo and Bingo owed Bingo money, which seems absurd, but they both apparently use money for dog biscuits and large bowls which they fill with lots of baked bean juice. So they went to the store to buy more candy for the party later tonight. They had no cream cheese crackers so they needed cream cheese crackers in order to eat later on. Bingo asked Bingo if Bingo had any idea how ti build a house out of cream cheese crackers. Bingo said that it was getting too late to build a house. Then he said e can build a Victorian bathtub out of pudding . Right, then someone got Whiskers to not be dead via necromantic rituals and also Sam was there, so he helped out. I'm not sure what Sam exactly thought of everything, because he was dead and all. Sam lived a life of crime which resulted in motorcycle cops everywhere. The motorcycle cops were quite enthusiastic with Sams ability to be dead. Sam was dead, and they all mourned his death except for one but he was not a real being but a (an) imaganary being who planned to eat everyone at the party later tonight. His name was Steve, and he had a problem because I'm Steve...
Steve and Steve were going to build a cake out of pies made from cookies with cupcakes baked on top of a pot roast till Steve realized that it tasted like garbage. Then, Bingo got confused and decided to bite Steve hard and then to run away from the bitten Steve. He ran to the gas station so he could buy some gasoline. Now that he bought the gas he drove to the party that was at the…

beach near the

abandoned syringe factory

where he would

eat all the

food that was

Delivered there from

Joe's Food Delivery

He knew not

that joe was

actually the president

of the largest

doughnut factory in

principality of sealand

. At the party,

met the Steve's

from the coast

and told them

they were out

of cream cheese

and baked potatoes

and tiny umbrellas

Therefore, the party

was totally lame

so the Bingo's

decided to go

to the store

to buy fish

in memory of

their dead homies

who were cats

that wore hats

started by Steve

Then Mary arrived

completely ignorant about