Both parts are true but the overall statement is false (I took a softball to the leg and a footbal to the face during my younger years).

TUBM likes to make pointless topics on forums and see how people respond (doesn't just have to be this one).

False.

TUBM has once pondered what would happen if their life was a horror film.

False.
TUBM has a car that doesn't work.

False
No car period
User below me owns more than one tie

True. I own 3.
TUBM owns a MP3 player or cell phone with a cracked screen.

False, and very proud of the fact, considering how common it seems to be...

TUBM practices in woodworking, either for a hobby or business.

False.
TUBM regularly chews chewing gum.

lol true

TUBM has forgotten to put on their deodorant when going to school/work.

False
TUBM has drawn on their friend with a dry erase marker before

True. Multiple times.
TUBM has a camera worth more than $200

False
I think mine cost me 150ish

TUBM owns or has owned a super nintendo?

well i have a nintendo 64, does that count

TUBM has at least 6 stuffed animal toys

If you used had it would be true. My dog hates my stuffed animals, so now I am down to 4...
TUBM has had a pet that did something they never expected.

My dog jumped on the dining room table once
so yeah

TUBM has woken up at 3pm before

true. many times.

TUBM has woken up at 4PM before.

False, I went to bed at 4pm once and woke at noon though.

TUBM has stayed up for 48 hours straight once.

yep
A couple months ago I had to drive to Georgia with the family to visit my aunt
I stayed up for 48 hours before we left and woke up in Kentucky

Ever skipped school to go get pizza?

false i have not, i actually enjoyed school

TUBM has been struck by lightning and lived, obviously other wise he/she wouldn't be able to comment, but its set as a twist if you answer false people will think your dead

False. I have been stuck by lightning and died twice.

TUBM enjoys the rain.

So true it hurts

TUBM has sprouted the wings of a bat and stomped like a zombie while singing "Row, row, row your boat" to a carwash.

False on all accounts.
TUBM has had less than 8 hours of sleep on average lately.

Sadly true
TUBM has played street fighter before?

Nope, but I have played Smash Bros. and Soul Caliber.
TUBM has read Valerio's fanfic.

True,though I've fallen way behind and have no idea when I'm gonna catch up

TUBM has eaten rabbit before

No I have yet to eat a bunny.
TUBM has cried at one point of their life because of a Disney movie.

False
TUBM has a pile of laundry in their room that needs to be washed.

False, I have a pile of clean washing that needs to be put away.

TUBM prefers bathing to showering.

False
TUBM has stayed up until 6 am playing videogames before

True, that was a fun night.

TUBM has spent an entire night playing multiplayer games with friends.

true, i recently just did that two nights ago

TUBM has unheard voice mail and doesn't feel like checking it.

Not curently but I have before
TUBM owns an apple product?

Yes I do,
TUBM has procrastinated till the last hour on a paper before.

True every time. I work better that way.
TUBM hates writing papers with a passion.

Journalism degree? What!?

False.
TUBM prefers pudding rather than yogurt.

true, i dislike the taste of yogurt, but my mom loves it

TUBM has at least five house keys but only knows what one unlocks.

False.
TUBM likes abridged series.

False.
TUBM needs a new string for their guitar.

False but I do need a new A string for my Viola...

TUBM is currently wearing a shirt they've had for more than a year.

True, wearing my Justin Abdelkader shirt I've had for close to two years.

TUBM hasn't bought jeans in the past year