I am reincarnated as a killer bee. You are still stuck in the Netherworld.

I'm so glad I have the Tele Key...but I don't really need it.
*teleports inside impenetrable, indestructible, impenetrable tent with internal a/c and carbon dioxide/oxygen controller/stabilizer and food*
*activates anti-teleport shield, also internal*
*drops nuke outside*

Thor's hammer creates an earthquake that opens a bottomless chasm beneath your tent. You die on impact, but your tent is fine.

If it's a bottomless chasm, how do you die on impact? There's no bottom to splat on. O.O

I call Snorlax! He eats you.

The tent bangs on the sides, beagle.

In one end and out the other, Snorlax is asleep by then and you die from the stench. It may not be pretty, but it is pretty effective.

Actually, my tent is gravity-nulled, so it stays in the same position in space.
*noms tiggy's cookie*

The cookie is poisoned. You succumb to tiggy's revenge.

I throw an anvil at you and eat my cookie as I am immune to the poison

I teleported through a wormhole to land up in a paradox where I stop myself from eating the cookie without the anti-poison. By the way, the anvil bounced off of the tent.

You die of boredom, destroying yourself in the constantly evolving tent.

I eats 1-up and keep living

It becomes an endless cycle of death and rebirth. Of course, no one realizes what is going on inside that strange tent of yours.

I come outside from time to time to bring "FOOD."

_Attack
>Magic
_Defend
_Flee
----
_Fira
_Blizzara
>Thundaga
_Curaga
----
>Dalonewolf

*Miss*

Dalonewolf25 uses Limit Break

*9999*
*9999*
*9999*
*9999*
*9999*
*9998*

I attack by bringing you back into reality.

The oldest trick in the book should do it.

*Goes back inside tent and noms*

Don't take me away!

Those effects suck you into an alternate reality where I have already attacked you.

I grab your shirt throw you to the ground and then roll the carpet over you, and basically make the equivalent of a sushi roll out of you. and then I tape that shut, and roll you into a river. of lava.


bam.

I wasn't wearing a shirt. You got the wrong guy.

I push you into the molten river while your back is turned.

*respawns inside tent*

*blows up copper*

The shrapnel from the explosion gets inside your tent, slicing through you. You forgot to zip the tent-flap.

*heals and closes tent*

*Drops dark matter in copper's place*

You put in too much dark matter and created a gravity well that sucked everybody in, including you.

apparently i'm still in the tent...so yeah...

*creates a hellgate*

Finger of 1000 deaths!

Eats dragon herb and breathes fire!

shape-shifts into a dragon and whacks you with a flame-mace on my tail.

Unleashes zombie extras!

summons the kraken

Reads blastwave scroll
(Damages everyone except me)

Hey look it's a wild Wanderer! :Throws a heavy rock painted up like a pokeball:

Fires Point Zero bolt!
(You may now call youself 'Deconstructed boot')

Nyaliva summoned Martha Stewart!
Martha Stewart used floral curtains!
It was Super Effective!!!!

Unleashes the cyborg mamulians. They disintegrate everyone into thin air.

I change the air to carbon monoxide, and breath through an air tank. Have fun breathing.

I run in and jump on Zukio's head until his mask falls off.

I hit Jeff with a sandwich.

I eat the sandwich and burp, thus making you pass out from my breath as it was an onion and garlic sandwich.