you get a corgi

puts in an apple

You get hundreds of sheets of paper flung at your face!

Inserts a bar of chocolate

you get a gun in a Spot (Superdog) comic.

I insert bricks

you get quickset concrete that pools around your feet

insert a gong

you get hearing loss
insert a pair of headphones

WIN A FREE IPOD!

insert toy car

you get a parking fine

inserts a violin

You get a court order!

Inserts some lead

gets some copper

insert "The Tick" comic book

you get a book about ticks

inserts moon rocks

You get footage of the moon landing

Shoves in (inserts) a conspiracy theorist.

you get that "ancient aliens" guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.

I insert a meme.

You get troll

Puts in Naraku

You get: an old man eating said bowl of soup

Inserts: a warp drive

You get: Me using the warp drive to replace a faulty one in a teleportation bay in a year 10k space shuttle to teleport out of the blasted Vending machine! (or in short, a fixed up space shuttle)

I put in: A muffin.

you get hotdog flavored water

I insert a Disturbed CD

you get a psychologist for the CD so it gets less disturbed.

I insert a pony.

you get a cute virus plushie

insert five golden rings

You get a partridge that immediately flies off and roosts in the nearest pear tree

Inserts a fake mustache... *shifty eyes*

i get : a clown with mustache 0__0
insert: a catnip bomb

You get: a face punch from a very angry Fox.

Insert: a water buffalo

get a singing cucumber

inserts singing cucumber

You get a dancing frog!

Inserts a ski mask...

You get snow
Inserts sock

you get Rock in a sock
I insert Lana

You get Lana in a Banana.
I insert Karishad.

you get a headache.
*inserts monkey wrench*

You get some pipes

Inserts pillow

You get an old worn out mattress with a strange stain on it.

I'll insert a box of half eaten chocolates.

You get box full of chocolate

Inserts marauder me

you get an alarm system

*inserts cheap beer six pack*

You get a half finished script in which your plot device is used.

I'll insert an orange traffic cone.

You get the results of a driver's test, seems like whoever done this seriously failed their test.

Inserts cashews.

You get pistachios.

Inserts remote control

gets a tv that only operates with a remote... the same remote that you just put into the machine

inserts a pair of sunglasses