When I was 9, I went joyriding on my fathers truck, took it mudding. And yet I don't remember how I managed to reach the gas pedal. I was like 5'0. Blamed it on my older brother. He got grounded for 3 months. It was worth it!

Asked a girl out on Facebook. Neither of us really use Facebook. *Facepalm* Now I have to work on timing and not be a stalker.

I backed up into my neighbors car. I denied seeing or hearing anything.

I once burned one of my Star Wars toys when I was young, and I forgot to remove the battery. After a few minutes, the battery blew up making a loud bang that could be heard throughout the neighborhood like a gunshot. Dogs everywhere were howling. The pop also blew out the fire.

I didn't ever burn ants with a magnifying glass... But I did dissect a bunch of them with a small knife.

I am not a recluse although my behavior leads people to believe so.

I find it difficult and extremely uncomfortable to function in social stituations

Isuffer from alot of self loathing, and a mild superiority complex.

I'm that geeky kid who uses memes IRL.

I'm always afraid I may creep people out :V

With that smile? Completely unfounded fear my friend.

I sing as loud as I can but only when there is nobody home (completely disregarding the apartments below or above me)

I confess i am a shy hyper person that LOVES Resses Peanutbutter cups!

I found a memorycard on the floor. I asked some of my classmates if they own that thing. When I was trying to view some of the pictures, I accidentally clicked mark all for deletion. It deleted all of the files inside that memory card, after that day some classmate of mine was asking me if I saw an 8gb memory card. I was trembling with fear, I don't know what to do. If I return his memory card "empty" I'm sure I'll be dead and be commended as theif. I don't want to be suspended for 3 days. What should I do? Because this urge to tell the truth can't stop.

Try and sneakily, conveniently place it somewhere it could have been lost but not found yet. He will find it and no one will ever know what you did without you having to lie.
On the other hand that'd be reallyreally immorale. Don't listen to me kid, I'm just the devil on your shoulder >3>
Wait for, uh.....Brent or someone to answer. Someone with a conscience.


To confess something: I have done that before and it worked out.

who says I have a conscience? I probably would have just left it where I found it.

As the angel on the other shoulder I say if you know the person well enough tell them that it was a mistake and hope they understand. Otherwise do what the devil says and dump it.
I'm not the best angel alright...
My confession is that when I was in Elementary school, I watched as my friend threw a paralyzed squirrel, it stopped moving after someone ran over it's tail with a bike, into the road. I still feel bad about it.

Confession: I laughed at the last posts ending

Thanks guys, but I gave it to the lost & found dept. and I told the clerk not to tell my name. I hope this plan would work.

Because of my mom, I am a fan of Star Trek TOS, and I blamed my sister for breaking the DVD player when it was my fault for knocing over liquid on it by accident when i was 12, oops

I have serious social anxiety. You see me most often by myself cowering in the corner of a room.

You should have gave the person that lost the memory card and say that you emptied it right in their face. You then run down the hall while he is still in shock. Or, you could have broken it right in front of them and gave them the broken pieces. Oh and you should still run while he is brain is still processing what you just did.

Medli is the devil on your shoulder but I am freaking Satan.

Confession: I think Avenged Sevenfold is overrated. Also, I am an incredibly shy person and I mainly talk to people that I trust.

Say what?!
Hahaha too late heinous villain. I mean Satan.

I have anger issues when it comes to video games and losing to an AI program. We will skip the last controller count.

Also I'm greatly disappointed with anyone that would laugh at the suffering of an animal

I think I'm gonna slip one day and have a psychotic episode where I just start breaking things.

a game called Burnout may do ya good :3

My biggest fear is losing someone close to me

I love the feeling of my hair begin brushed something about that just makes me go all jello.

I try not to start arguments so I usually just shut up around people who are likely to take any offence to something I might say.
I can't concentrate on anything that doesn't interest me.
I get along with everybody except people who are a lot like me.

/shame

Hmm I'll confess a deep dark secret. I ate the last piece of pie. I was so ashamed!

I have a dog that enjoys licking feet little too much.

I stare at the moon a lot when I'm outside at night and its out.

I only had 4 hours of sleep last night due to playing Civilization V last night. I told people I just couldn't sleep due to a bad night.


I do that too! I find it peaceful.

Haha, while I can't say I ever had that little sleep due the playing Civilization V, I have had some real long nights of just playing Civilization II, III and IV until I noticed that the sun was again high in the sky

Everytime I go down to the nearby corner store I can't help buying two candy bars from there unless I'm also buying fish and chips from the takeout nearby.

Holy crap I do the exact same thing, except I'll get them even if I get some fish and chips from next door.

My mum didn't like me watching pokemon or reading pokemon books as a kid because they were monsters and therefore from the devil. I still liked it so I got one of the books while I was out with my grandma and so when my mum yelled at me I said she got it for me without my asking. Mum's not nearly so religious now...

Deep down I despise some of my "best friends". When you're young everything slides by, but when you're older, things just seem to not fit anymore. I at time wonder what would have happened if I was never a fried to any of my current friends. I don't like my friends anymore. Yet I keep them around, I'm a fake friend. But it works out in the end, in some weird and odd way.

I know what you mean, I have a friend who was in my close circle in primary school but now his humour has developed differently to mine and so I find nearly nothing he says funny, plus he pushes what he likes on me and I have absolutely no interest in it so it drains me trying to enjoy myself around him. I haven't seen him in about a year now so I'm kind of hoping he's moved on to new friends that share his interests. I'm not trying to be mean, we were just always so close before and I don't want to say I don't like what he likes anymore and make him feel bad!

That being said, Nakomis, if you want new friends, I'm here!

I confess to stealing 3 dollars in quarters from a pair of shorts i found lying outside my school.
I also confess to cheating on my last composition vocabulary test.

I took the last slice of cake.

I paid money to see Waka FLocka in concert.

I own a giant rubber duck named Frederick - and he is GLORIOUS!