The Horatio Game
- RandomGeekNamedBrent
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Re: The Horatio Game
"it seems our victim was intoxicated when he was hit with a blunt carpentry tool."
"I guess he got..."
*sunglasses*
"hammered"
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
(remember, drink responsibly and legally or not at all)
"I guess he got..."
*sunglasses*
"hammered"
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
(remember, drink responsibly and legally or not at all)
- RancidRabbit
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Re: The Horatio Game
"Sir! Sir! It appears that the latest victim in this astounding case of bizarre murders you can make puns with has been beaten to death by open palms!"
"That's why I never try-"
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Slapstick"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"That's why I never try-"
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Slapstick"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"Rancid - its like a wine or cheese." "Or like roadkill!" ".....or like roadkill...."
Not a dead wizard
Not a dead wizard
- Onlythebassist
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Re: The Horatio Game
'The illegal postal strike was the work of an organisation that are exclusively women'
'Sir, how can you tell?'
'There's no sign of any mail'
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!
'Sir, how can you tell?'
'There's no sign of any mail'
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!
- RancidRabbit
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Re: The Horatio Game
"Sir! The fish vendor at the peer was killed after defecting to the other side!"
"Well then. He's been doing some-"
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Traderous business."
"Well then. He's been doing some-"
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Traderous business."
"Rancid - its like a wine or cheese." "Or like roadkill!" ".....or like roadkill...."
Not a dead wizard
Not a dead wizard
- McFly
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Re: The Horatio Game
"Sir, Michael Jackson died of heart failure."
"Well, I guess his heart couldn't..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"...Beat it."
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
(My friend came up with that one)
"Well, I guess his heart couldn't..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"...Beat it."
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
(My friend came up with that one)
Re: The Horatio Game
"Sir, this man died 500ft underwater, while scuba diving, listening to Queen."
"I guess he didn't do well..."
*Puts sunglasses on*
"'Under Pressure'"
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaah
"I guess he didn't do well..."
*Puts sunglasses on*
"'Under Pressure'"
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaah
I like Pie!!!
Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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Re: The Horatio Game
It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else.
- Helmetzid
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Re: The Horatio Game
Sir, this man was found dismembered with a diamond sword lodged in his back
"looks like the killer decided to"
*puts on glasses*"kick it up a Notch"
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"looks like the killer decided to"
*puts on glasses*"kick it up a Notch"
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Peanut has a Facebook!!!
It takes a REAL genius to do something truely stupid!-ME
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- JohnWillow
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Re: The Horatio Game
"Sir...we've just had a phonecall from the library, they found a civilian crushed under a bookshelf
"Guess he was in the mood for some...."
*Sunglasses*
"Heavy reading!"
YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
"Guess he was in the mood for some...."
*Sunglasses*
"Heavy reading!"
YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike - "Seriously, a talking Dog is the weird thing about all this"
Me - "Not at all, the fact that you're a dog and not a lizard is much weirder"
Me - "Not at all, the fact that you're a dog and not a lizard is much weirder"
- Helmetzid
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Re: The Horatio Game
Sir, this man tried to meet a truck head on!
Looks like he wanted to prove he was
*puts on sunglasses*
Built Ford Tough
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Looks like he wanted to prove he was
*puts on sunglasses*
Built Ford Tough
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Peanut has a Facebook!!!
It takes a REAL genius to do something truely stupid!-ME
Wanna play a game with me on steam? PM me