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I wish!

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Here's the deal! You make a wish! But there's a catch, the next user grants your wish but with a slight twist. Then they finish their turn by making a wish. Exp: I wish I could rule the world! Someone replies to my post and says: Granted! But you turn into a giant ruler! Then they make a wish. Be creative! There are endless wishes! Have fun!
MOD EDIT: you must be able to think of a way to corrupt your own wish. No sticking people with no way to continue.

I wish for a new phone!
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ah, the monkey's paw effect. fun.

you get the phone, but it is a child's toy phone.

I wish for a million bucks.
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A million male deer are in your home!
I wish for pie!
I like Pie!!!
Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
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a pink pony shows up and hits you with her party cannon (which I would say is an improvement)

I wish for eternal youth.
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Granted! Sadly your stuck as a 3 year old! I wish for a new TV, mine just poofed. .-.
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Your TV is stolen, you are sent to jail.
I wish for super powers.
I like Pie!!!
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your power is the power to steal the powers of anyone else, but no one else has super powers.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey
myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?
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You get your sandwhich, but you no longer like the taste of it. You are also forced to eat it for every meal for the rest of your life.
I wish Pokemon were real!
I like Pie!!!
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Granted: but they are un catchable. I wish I didn't work tomorrow. :0
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You are now jobless.
I wish I could go into TV shows.
I like Pie!!!
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Granted, but they have horrible ratings. I wish I could fire my manager!
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you burn your manager and get arrested.
(and the correct answer to mine was "turkey's a little dry")

I wish I could find a girlfriend.
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Granted but she now controls your entire life. I wish I could get AWAY from my girlfriend.
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You are now away from your girlfriend. Away in the other room, she's still there.
I wish real life pets were like Housepets pets.
I like Pie!!!
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Tiger eats all the pizza and Bino is a jerk.
(the correct answer for mine was "she's not my girlfriend")

I wish for money
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You get millions of dollars with inflation making them worthless.
I wish for Peace on Earth...
I like Pie!!!
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Granted, but it lasted 2 minutes. I wish for my phone to stop correcting everything.
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Granted, it corrects nothing! Everything you do is now filled with errors you make.
I wish for a portal gun.
I like Pie!!!
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Granted, but now the government take it away from you. I wish I was asleep by now.
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granted, but a paradox is created because you weren't awake to make that wish.

I wish I could do parkour.
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You can do Parkour, but not well. You hurt yourself badly.
I wish I could create alternate realities that are fun and safe.
I like Pie!!!
Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
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https://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/v ... =11&t=1019

Incidentally, this thread has been made twice before, and I have posted hundreds of times on them. ^^; I hope it does not end up getting locked like last time. :s
Zukio wrote:You can do Parkour, but not well. You hurt yourself badly.
I wish I could create alternate realities that are fun and safe.
Granted, however it would close behind you with no way back. ;-;
I wish people were less aggressive.
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They are completely complacent and have no aggression or will anymore. They just sit and do nothing.
I wish for the ability to travel through time.
I like Pie!!!
Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
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FlintTheSquirrel wrote:http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... =11&t=1019

Incidentally, this thread has been made twice before, and I have posted hundreds of times on them. ^^; I hope it does not end up getting locked like last time. :s
I'm going to add a rule that says you must be able to think of a way to corrupt your own wish.

you can only travel forward in time one second for every second that passes.

I wish for a date with a beautiful actress
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February 30th.

I wish for my glasses to be a small sight controlled computer.
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They work but they run windows 95
I wish to be rich and famous
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You're the ringleader of a criminal organization.
Rich and famous but you're wanted in over 120 countries.

I wish I had the power to read people's minds
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You read EVERYONE's mind AT THE SAME TIME!!!

I wish I lived in Cooper City again :D
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You live there but it's like Los Angelos now.
I wish for the ability to never get lost on the road.
I like Pie!!!
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You can never get OFF the road.
I wish my bamboo plant grew a little taller.
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It grew 0.000000000000000001 inches.
I wish to find Atlantis!
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You find Atlantis never existed. I wish for a burrito!
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It's stale.

I wish to have Yggdrasil for a Christmas Tree.
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It's Yggdrasil from Etrian Oddessy. Now you have to climb to the top to put the ornament on top.
I wish to go to Hogwarts!
I like Pie!!!
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You got there right when the Death Eaters are attacking.
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yehoshua wrote:You got there right when the Death Eaters are attacking.
You must make a wish. I wish he had made a wish. :0
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I wished for a turkey rock.

I wish for orange to be a more common color.
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granted, but now you've developed a sensitivity to the color orange. You break out in hives if exposed to the color for too long during the day.

I wish for a plant I can keep at my desk that will not wilt
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Wish granted, Seymour!
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I wish for another week on my Christmas break.
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you sir, have won 50 internets from me. Bravo :D

granted, but you've also been granted the rest of the year off. You've been expelled for plagiarism that you did not commit. There's no chance of being accepted back into any school.

I wish for an endless supply of blood to feed Seymour. Preferably not my own blood
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