Okay, so the way this works is someone posts a drawing of a Monster/Guy with a weapon/thing and then whoever posts next has to post something that beats it.
Remember this is still a Housepets! forum, nothing that offends the rules.
Also no repeating the same thing over and over, for example "Eagle!" "Chuck norris" "Zeus" "Chuck norris, wins again." and so on.
if it eventually comes to a stale mate I'll or someone else can claim "Reset" and then start anew, but use that as a last resort.
I'll start with....

Salmon with a knife!