Life's Truths
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Life's Truths
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In this thread, say the things that always tend to happen under certain circumstanes.
For example, say something like, "Parents saying it'll take five minutes, but it turns into an hour," or, "After you get your car washed, it starts to rain."
What are some that you can think of?
In this thread, say the things that always tend to happen under certain circumstanes.
For example, say something like, "Parents saying it'll take five minutes, but it turns into an hour," or, "After you get your car washed, it starts to rain."
What are some that you can think of?
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Every time I promise to do something for somebody, something goes wrong and it doesn't happen.
e.g. I promised to help a French guy learn English because he really needed it for university,
that week my mother fell and needed to go to the hospital, and I had to stay home with my brothers
and sisters.
e.g. I promised to help a French guy learn English because he really needed it for university,
that week my mother fell and needed to go to the hospital, and I had to stay home with my brothers
and sisters.
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I bought a t.v. for $217 and a couple weeks later they come out with a better t.v. for $190
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Near every time something good happens, something bad is looming just around the corner. Tis all I got.
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If you burn yourself enough times you stop feeling so much pain.
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Well, the speed of acceleration due to gravity is about 9.8 m/s^2, the average person lives to be 67.2 years old, sodium will burst into flame and probably explode if you dunk it in water ... Oh. Wait. Not that kind of truth.
Well, I just read about something called the Peter Principle. It basically states that within any organization, everybody will eventually be promoted until they are in a position where they are completely incompetent.
... It seems to be sadly true. -_-
Well, I just read about something called the Peter Principle. It basically states that within any organization, everybody will eventually be promoted until they are in a position where they are completely incompetent.
... It seems to be sadly true. -_-
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If it sounds like a bad idea it's probably gonna be an awesome time.
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I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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No matter how much in advance I have my assignments, I will always end up doing most of it at the last minute.
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Corollary: If something sounds like a bad idea, yet doesn't have the possibility for fun (ex, getting stabbed, as opposed to jumping off a 40 ft rock into a lake), then it's probably just a bad idea. =PSeth wrote:If it sounds like a bad idea it's orbably gonna be an awesome time.
The day one neglects to bring something along will be the one day that it will actually be needed.
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when you move out you realize that there are certain words only your family uses and you will have no idea if they're real words or just something your family made up.
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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When you are answeringa multiple choice exam and you are in doubt between two of the alternatives, you always mark the wrong one.
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The longer you prepare for something the more that will go wrong.
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Videos on youtube that are cleary something comedic will still say
"FUNNY" in the description
"FUNNY" in the description
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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TougeFoxJ.D.M. wrote:I bought a t.v. for $217 and a couple weeks later they come out with a better t.v. for $190
Coatl_Ruu wrote:The day one neglects to bring something along will be the one day that it will actually be needed.
All of these are very true for me. XD Well, not specifically the TV one, but the price depreciation right after I buy almost anything.angelusbr wrote:When you are answering a multiple choice exam and you are in doubt between two of the alternatives, you always mark the wrong one.
Very true. The only thing you can do is remain optimistic so you're not in a negative mindset that automatically destroys any type of joy, no matter how small.1boredcanadian wrote:When you say "At least it can't get any worse" 90% of the time it does get much worse!
I love this quote, and it's under the quotations section of my Facebook.The Dalai Lama wrote:"If we have a positive mental attitude, then even when surrounded by hostility, we shall not lack inner peace. On the other hand, if our mental attitude is more negative, influenced by fear, suspicion, helplessness, or self-loathing, then even when surrounded by our best friends, in a nice atmosphere and comfortable surroundings, we shall not be happy."
That's true, but since I live on an old, dusty, dirt/mud road, nothing short of a terrential downpour (or soap and a brush) would clean my car from the orange dirt.Cm4F wrote:"After you get your car washed, it starts to rain."
I really can't think of anything to add as a Life Truth, but I just wanted to give my input. Continue!
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When you drop toast it will always land on the buttery side
Hang on...If you drop a Cat it will always land on it's feet...What will happen if I tie some toast to a cat's back then drop it?! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!
Hang on...If you drop a Cat it will always land on it's feet...What will happen if I tie some toast to a cat's back then drop it?! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!
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when there is a push door, I will almost always push the side with the hinges first.
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You will always remember a big paper just before it's due.
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if you tie a piece of buttered bread to a cat's back with the buttered side facing up, the cat will defy gravity
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Truth: Eating a 20 piece nugget meal with 2 large fries and a large pop is bad for you....
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when you think you paid all your bills for the months, there will be one in the corner...waiting fr you...
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When someone mentions a particular food, you will find yourself getting hungry for it.TougeFoxJ.D.M. wrote:Truth: Eating a 20 piece nugget meal with 2 large fries and a large pop is bad for you....
On a related note, I am hungry for McDonald's now...
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ugh... ai hate McDonald's >.<Penwrite wrote:When someone mentions a particular food, you will find yourself getting hungry for it.TougeFoxJ.D.M. wrote:Truth: Eating a 20 piece nugget meal with 2 large fries and a large pop is bad for you....
On a related note, I am hungry for McDonald's now...
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Pizza is the absolute greatest thing man has ever created
ever
in the histroy of forever
ever
in the histroy of forever
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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I can forget ANYTHING at any time, I was talking to my old friend Brother Matt, and I forgot his name.
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Everything is good with bacon.
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Sometimes I'll basically kill my self trying to make something really good (like a gift for instance) and the receiver's reaction leaves a lot to be desired...
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