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while the home owner screamed at them

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To which they danced out the door....

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and into the streets

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In front of a bus....

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which slammed o nthe breaks swerving into a bakery, showering several city blocks with cupcakes in the process.

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To wich Morgan Freeman responds with "What have we become?"......

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To which the chimney sweep responded, "people eating free cupcakes"

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And then Seth woke up with his face on the keyboard and none of it was real......

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but he was still really hungry

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so he ate a cupcake...

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then realized he had no idea where he got it

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Then he saw Peanut standing behind him.....

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Looking at the cupcake, a feral hunger in his eyes...

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And he timidly asked (very timidly, since he's got no idea what might happen if
a fictional character asks something from a real person) if he could have a small
nibble...
Meanwhile Dragon was still searching for the cause of chaos...

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Suddenly there was a massive explosion as the universe collapsed............

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But at the last second the universe realized that collapsing would actually be imploding, and just sort of gave up and went back to normal.

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but then there would be mass panic as housepets roamed the earth...

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But they were being dragged into a paradoxical portal which would send them all back to Babylon Gardens...

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And to the relief of everybody, this also solved the problem with all the chaos.
And so they lived happily ever after.
Or, at least, that's what they thought...

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As a mysterious voice in the shadows went "hahahahahaha" in an evil dark tone..... :twisted:

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It was the evil laugh of Makuta Teridax! (don't ask what hes doing here)

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Then most of the housepets were lost because they don't know who that is......

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Teridax blinked for a moment at all the staring house pets.
"I'm Makuta Teridax!! All you FEAR ME!!!"
The house pets looked as confused as ever, Bido made a huddle with his
club member, hoping SOMEBODY would know.
Then one of the Bigglesworths got a flash of incite:
"Aren't you the one who conquered a miniature universe and claimed to
be the "great being" of the residents?" he (she?) said to the towering
mechanical looking giant.
"Yes that's me, how fond of you, you can be spared... most of the suffering, HA HA!"
All the pets looked at the one Bigglesworth.
"What are you staring at me for? He's the favorite LEGO set of my cosine!
Only, if I remember correctly, its not supposed to talk...
or stand above all the buildings........".....

(http://biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Teridax)

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Thread is on life support! I must revive it!

He quickly disappeared and everything slowly started to fall apart....

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Brent was stressed, and wanted to go on holiday.
Too much shifting and all...
So he decided to go to Babylon Gardens...
Only to find out that everything was falling apart, and
all the pets were yammering about a huge giant.
Brent slapped his forehead, and sighed at his bad luck...

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and got hit by a firetruck

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Brent had shifted into a tree just then,
he was hurt, but the fire truck... was a mess.
Out of the fire truck stepped three Rahkshii.
They shrieked and screamed, then bared their staffs
at him.
Brent sighed again...

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AND SUMMONED THE KRAKEN!!!!

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Rahkshii are made of tuff-stuff, they could withstand an army
of advanced strike tanks.
But not many things can withstand 570 tonnes of Kraken dropping on them
Brent then shifted into a wolf to sniff a better picture...

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Meanwhile, while all of this was going on, the internet began to leak into real-life, bit-by-bit.

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Untill there was a huge floding of internet all over the reality floor, and when Dragon noticed it she called the swami hat guy brother(who happens to be a plumber) to repair the leak but it would take a while so she desided to check on Tarot and Peanut (and the others...but specially on them) to see if they were Okay.

Meanwhile King was trying to brush his theet when he felt that someone was behind him
"Is that youre going to follow me EVEN to the bathroom!?" he said to...

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Then everyone died! The end.


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:oops:

...???
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