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Seth
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:32 am Posts: 5673 Location: posted on the stoop
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 Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...
while the home owner screamed at them
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"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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To which they danced out the door....
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Seth
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and into the streets
_________________ I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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In front of a bus....
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Seth
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which slammed o nthe breaks swerving into a bakery, showering several city blocks with cupcakes in the process.
_________________ I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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To wich Morgan Freeman responds with "What have we become?"......
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Seth
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To which the chimney sweep responded, "people eating free cupcakes"
_________________ I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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And then Seth woke up with his face on the keyboard and none of it was real......
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:07 am |
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Seth
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but he was still really hungry
_________________ I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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so he ate a cupcake...
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Seth
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:32 am Posts: 5673 Location: posted on the stoop
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then realized he had no idea where he got it
_________________ I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:12 am |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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Then he saw Peanut standing behind him.....
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FowlJ
Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:21 am Posts: 81
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Looking at the cupcake, a feral hunger in his eyes...
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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And he timidly asked (very timidly, since he's got no idea what might happen if a fictional character asks something from a real person) if he could have a small nibble... Meanwhile Dragon was still searching for the cause of chaos...
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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Suddenly there was a massive explosion as the universe collapsed............
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FowlJ
Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:21 am Posts: 81
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But at the last second the universe realized that collapsing would actually be imploding, and just sort of gave up and went back to normal.
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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but then there would be mass panic as housepets roamed the earth...
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yehoshua
Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm Posts: 1984 Location: Canananada
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But they were being dragged into a paradoxical portal which would send them all back to Babylon Gardens...
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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And to the relief of everybody, this also solved the problem with all the chaos. And so they lived happily ever after. Or, at least, that's what they thought...
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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As a mysterious voice in the shadows went "hahahahahaha" in an evil dark tone..... 
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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It was the evil laugh of Makuta Teridax! (don't ask what hes doing here)
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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Then most of the housepets were lost because they don't know who that is......
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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Teridax blinked for a moment at all the staring house pets. "I'm Makuta Teridax!! All you FEAR ME!!!" The house pets looked as confused as ever, Bido made a huddle with his club member, hoping SOMEBODY would know. Then one of the Bigglesworths got a flash of incite: "Aren't you the one who conquered a miniature universe and claimed to be the "great being" of the residents?" he (she?) said to the towering mechanical looking giant. "Yes that's me, how fond of you, you can be spared... most of the suffering, HA HA!" All the pets looked at the one Bigglesworth. "What are you staring at me for? He's the favorite LEGO set of my cosine! Only, if I remember correctly, its not supposed to talk... or stand above all the buildings........"..... ( http://biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Teridax)
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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Thread is on life support! I must revive it!
He quickly disappeared and everything slowly started to fall apart....
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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Brent was stressed, and wanted to go on holiday. Too much shifting and all... So he decided to go to Babylon Gardens... Only to find out that everything was falling apart, and all the pets were yammering about a huge giant. Brent slapped his forehead, and sighed at his bad luck...
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Seth
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:32 am Posts: 5673 Location: posted on the stoop
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and got hit by a firetruck
_________________ I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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Brent had shifted into a tree just then, he was hurt, but the fire truck... was a mess. Out of the fire truck stepped three Rahkshii. They shrieked and screamed, then bared their staffs at him. Brent sighed again...
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Seth
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AND SUMMONED THE KRAKEN!!!!
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"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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Rahkshii are made of tuff-stuff, they could withstand an army of advanced strike tanks. But not many things can withstand 570 tonnes of Kraken dropping on them Brent then shifted into a wolf to sniff a better picture...
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TurtleCopter
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:10 pm Posts: 81 Location: 1 mile away from "I'll never do anything that stupid again"
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Meanwhile, while all of this was going on, the internet began to leak into real-life, bit-by-bit.
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legendario13
Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:25 pm Posts: 578 Images: 2 Location: Guess, and win...mmm..a hug.
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Untill there was a huge floding of internet all over the reality floor, and when Dragon noticed it she called the swami hat guy brother(who happens to be a plumber) to repair the leak but it would take a while so she desided to check on Tarot and Peanut (and the others...but specially on them) to see if they were Okay.
Meanwhile King was trying to brush his theet when he felt that someone was behind him "Is that youre going to follow me EVEN to the bathroom!?" he said to...
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Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:41 am |
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Wanderer
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Then everyone died! The end.
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Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:50 pm |
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legendario13
Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:25 pm Posts: 578 Images: 2 Location: Guess, and win...mmm..a hug.
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...??? (Could be?  )
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