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...so he shoop da whoop'd himself into oblivion but he didn't die because he's CHUCK NORRIS, so he was transported by the beam into an alternate dimension where...


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he found himself on the housepets forum......

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...so he roundhouse kicked you and I into the same dimension as him to punish us as the UFO came back and crashed into a hilltop releasing a deadly swarm of poisonous midget aliens who...


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I know this was done before...
danced to triller as the music blared from the UFO.......

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...but then they all exploded at once and the entire town was flattened by the blast as a huge radiation cloud swept the earth and a super-massive earthquake hit Antarctica...


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But none of this was real as it all took place in.....

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...the fourth dimension which then collapsed into itself making a black hole engulf the sun...


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Mettlebird wrote:
...the fourth dimension which then collapsed into itself making a black hole engulf the sun...


You are hooked on disaster aren't you?

It turns out that it all took place in Mettlebirds head.........

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...which then grew to twice it's normal size before it split and a group of evil midgets popped out of my skull and then they...


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Were greeted by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking them out of the room....

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..and he then fixed my head and flew out of the room with his Chuck Norris powers only to be hit by a fighter jet that was going on an intercept mission to shoot down a(n)...


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Hot air balloon....

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...which had the Wizard of Oz in it who was fleeing the Wicked Witch of the South-South West and...


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her F-22 Raptors....

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..which crashed into each other because of an EMP ruining all the electronics...


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So grandpa Joe got in his vintage bi-plane to help......

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And while all this craziness was happening, the housepets (who were turned to normal)
could only stand by and watch, laughing their heads off at all the silly goings on.
(Popcorn was even brought out).
And when it became late, they all went to bed, slept, and prepared for the next morning to...

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Meet with the giant magical

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Salmon of knowledge

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for lunch!! :twisted:

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I guess you could say that fish
*puts on glasses*
was really brain food
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The pets look up in surprise to see Haratio and
The Who standing a short way off from where they're eating.

(The Who are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q )

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When they turned back to the maddness it had all dissappeared......

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And so Tarot discussed with Dragon that there may be a chaos demon messing
somewhere in the unseen world.
Dragon looked thoughtful for a moment and agreed that this could be the cause
of the continuous re-occurrences of madness.
So Dragon went into the spirit world to investigate. When she searched and found
what it was she gasped, for she saw...

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Discord from My Little Pony. then she realized...

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I'm in the wrong spirit world...

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She slapped herself on the forehead (don't ask how) and decided
to fix her coordination error...

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However these were also wrong and she ended up....

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running up a huge tab

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And the cab driver said....

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You pay now!

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so then the cabbie went home and found another job as a.............

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Waiter

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But then he discovered he had a secret talent which was.....

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chimney sweeping!!!!!

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Where he met Mary Poppins

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who proceeded to break into song

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Which the cab driver got into a Bollywood style Dance.....

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unfortunately the roof was not structurally sound and collapsed under him

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So they continued to dance in the basement.....

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