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TurtleCopter
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:10 pm Posts: 78 Location: 1 mile away from "I'll never do anything that stupid again"
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 DESTROY THE WALL 3 - THINGS NEVER CHANGE!
 |  |  |  | Quote: Hello there reader! This is a continuation of Destroy the wall; a series of forum games involving attacking. each one failed due to a lack of GM support, so they are now locked away in the dead thread bed. Destroy the wall was one of the first "Roll to dodge" games on the forums, as far as I can tell, and was very popular in it's time, having no limits to what you could do (unless they break the rules). Rules1. you cannot climb, go through, or teleport through the wall. where would the fun be in that? If you do, you will instantly fail, or it will have no effect. 2. Don't TK. Unless it is a Medic Gun, don't point your weapon at your friends! You will probably end up hurting yourself anyways. 3. If you die, you or a friend must roll a 4-6. No exceptions. 4. Be creative, you can do whatever you want, as long as it doesn't break the rules. 5. You can double attack for an attempt at more damage, ([first dice] + [second dice] = Double attack) 6. Have fun! It isn't a forum game if it isn't fun. 7. Be very careful in what you do, because if you fail, you might end up helping the wall! 8. I will now show you the possible outcomes for each side of the dice. Dice Rules1 - Epic fail, instant death, intense damage, status ailments, or Wall Modifications. 2 - Failure, damage. 3- Everything went better than expected 4- This went way better than expected 5 - Things like this have never worked so well in my entire life! 6 - The Best you can get, supercharges EVERYTHING!!! So, without further stalling, LET'S DO THIS!!! leeeeeeeroooooy jeeeeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiiiiiiins!!!Wall Health: 5000 (you know, corrosion? It has been a while. )Wall Status: PeacefulPlayer's Status-No Players |  |  |  |  |
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You might have herp but i have the Awesome power of...
DERP!!!
Last edited by TurtleCopter on Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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loomCAT
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:21 pm Posts: 87
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 Re: DESTROY THE WALL 3 - THINGS NEVER CHANGE!
Alright, this wall is going DOOWWWN!!!
First off, I'll utilize my Black Mage prowess and cast Blizzaga on the wall!
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| Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:24 am |
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TurtleCopter
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:10 pm Posts: 78 Location: 1 mile away from "I'll never do anything that stupid again"
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 Re: DESTROY THE WALL 3 - THINGS NEVER CHANGE!
_________________


You might have herp but i have the Awesome power of...
DERP!!!
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| Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:32 am |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 14764 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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I use my Shape-shifting abilities to turn into a dragon and breathe fire onto the wall.
then I fly up, and dive-kick the wall.
_________________ I'm a shape-shifter. I'm currently in whatever form I feel like
 Paradigm Shift by me I do not actually believe any of what I'm saying. RP character sheets
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| Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:38 am |
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FlintTheSquirrel
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:30 pm Posts: 2374 Location: Sweden/North Carolina
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 Re: DESTROY THE WALL 3 - THINGS NEVER CHANGE!
*Throw some small, not so dangerous object at it*
_________________ Flint: Str 4, Per 9, End 5, Cha 4, Int 5, Agi 10, Luc 2 (Lucid's Drawing of Flint!) The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty (Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
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| Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:39 am |
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loomCAT
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:21 pm Posts: 87
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Alright, since my ice spell went so swimmingly, I think I'll blast the wall with a cast of Flood!
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| Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:43 am |
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TurtleCopter
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:10 pm Posts: 78 Location: 1 mile away from "I'll never do anything that stupid again"
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 Re: DESTROY THE WALL 3 - THINGS NEVER CHANGE!
_________________


You might have herp but i have the Awesome power of...
DERP!!!
Last edited by TurtleCopter on Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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loomCAT
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:21 pm Posts: 87
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Curses... looks like Brent's gonna be out for a while. Nothing I can do to help him, either.
Oh, well. I'll continue blasting away with boring ol' black magic! XD
I shall now cast Firaja upon the wall!
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| Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:26 pm |
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FlintTheSquirrel
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:30 pm Posts: 2374 Location: Sweden/North Carolina
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*Watches the fireworks* o.o Umm.... *Shifts his attention to Brent.* *Puts a bandaid on him*
_________________ Flint: Str 4, Per 9, End 5, Cha 4, Int 5, Agi 10, Luc 2 (Lucid's Drawing of Flint!) The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty (Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
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| Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:58 pm |
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yehoshua
Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm Posts: 1935 Location: In a house unless I'm not in a house.
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Very well then, my turn. *covers my arm in layers apon layers of thick fire and punches the wall at full speed*
_________________ Violence is never the answer unless it is.
Sent from my flywheel.
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| Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:46 pm |
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TurtleCopter
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:10 pm Posts: 78 Location: 1 mile away from "I'll never do anything that stupid again"
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You might have herp but i have the Awesome power of...
DERP!!!
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| Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:40 pm |
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FlintTheSquirrel
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:30 pm Posts: 2374 Location: Sweden/North Carolina
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*Goes back home to fetch my box of band-aids*
_________________ Flint: Str 4, Per 9, End 5, Cha 4, Int 5, Agi 10, Luc 2 (Lucid's Drawing of Flint!) The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty (Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 14764 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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Still in dragon form, I swing my tail at the wall.
_________________ I'm a shape-shifter. I'm currently in whatever form I feel like
 Paradigm Shift by me I do not actually believe any of what I'm saying. RP character sheets
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| Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:21 pm |
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Ebly
Moderator
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:01 am Posts: 4246 Location: Imagination!
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I dance at the wall!
Dance, I say!
_________________ I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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loomCAT
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:21 pm Posts: 87
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Feeling lucky, I throw my staff at the wall!
What? Maybe it unleashes a powerful spell or something!
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TigerStryk
Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:05 pm Posts: 19 Location: I don't know either
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I use Ma Chao's spear of Justice to attack the wall
_________________ IM B-B-B-B-BACK BABY!!!!!l
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ManaWolf
Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:09 pm Posts: 396 Images: 2 Location: The Bay State
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Ahem - FALCON PUNCH!
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sonic id furreh!!!
Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:02 am Posts: 1881 Location: Aperture Laboratories
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*throws an apple at the wall*
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 kick depression in the throat
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KalloonWhite
Joined: Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:08 am Posts: 509 Location: Pfffft, heck if I know!
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I throw cards at the wall!
_________________ "Chawanmushi's good because you have to think about the one eating it."-Jungo Torii, Devil Survivor 2
I'm an otter, if you were curious.
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ManaWolf
Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:09 pm Posts: 396 Images: 2 Location: The Bay State
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Has a cup of tea with the wall.
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yehoshua
Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm Posts: 1935 Location: In a house unless I'm not in a house.
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I laugh at the wall's ridiculous form.
_________________ Violence is never the answer unless it is.
Sent from my flywheel.
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redmarker97
Joined: Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:04 am Posts: 286 Location: Operatin' like an Operator.
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I call in two gun runs from an A-10C Warthog, raining over 1,000 30mm HE rounds at the wall at a rate of 4,500 rounds per minute.
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Echo of Eden(Over XBL): "3 Kill Streak! Ford Pinto is read for combat!"
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TurtleCopter
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:10 pm Posts: 78 Location: 1 mile away from "I'll never do anything that stupid again"
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 |  |  |  | Ilovehousepets wrote: Wall Health: -55 Wall Status: Showing intense signs of RAGE. FlintTheSquirrel (4) You go home and fetch your Med-kit instead. This IS srs bsns after all. RandomGeekNamedBrent (4) Tail attachment acquired: Flame Mace. 483 damage Ebly (6) Troll Dance. It's super effective! 693 damage loomCAT (2) Staff breaks. 20 damage, but no wepon. TigerStryke (2) Your spear degrades into a wood branch and splinters in your hands. slight damage to yourself. ManaWolf (6) I don't think I need to explain. Enjoy your tea, sir. It's our finest. 782 damage sonic id furreh!!! (3) Your apple hits the wall. there was some nitro in it, but not much. 374 damage KalloonWhite (1) Paper cuts. Bleeding for 2 turns (loss of 10 health for the next 2 turns unless healed early). yehoshua (5) The wall feels bad about itself, and start hurting itself. 539 damage redmarker97 (2) Your planes fail to show up.
You and your comrades race to the temple with joy. Finally! after 2 failed topics, we can finally see what was in the temple of the future! Inside though, you are disappointed to find out that the only thing there is a note saying this:

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The address was read aloud by one of the fellow adventurers and you and your crew quickly board an airplane to the next destination. As the plane lands, you quickly leave the airport, and race to the destination. At the destination, you aren't surprised to see, guess what, ANOTHER. FRIGGIN. WALL!!!
AND HERE WE GO(again)!!!
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You might have herp but i have the Awesome power of...
DERP!!!
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ManaWolf
Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:09 pm Posts: 396 Images: 2 Location: The Bay State
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You know what. Before We fight I need to do one thing. Eat, I'm starving over I'm gonna have some lunch first. *Sets Up Picnic area and has sandvich next to wall* "See he ain't so bad, I think I'm gonna name him Charlie!
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yehoshua
Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm Posts: 1935 Location: In a house unless I'm not in a house.
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*starts playing guitar*
_________________ Violence is never the answer unless it is.
Sent from my flywheel.
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 14764 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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*kisses the wall*
hopefully it will cause confusion.
then I use the flame mace tail attachment to hit it while it's confused.
_________________ I'm a shape-shifter. I'm currently in whatever form I feel like
 Paradigm Shift by me I do not actually believe any of what I'm saying. RP character sheets
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| Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:50 pm |
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TigerStryk
Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:05 pm Posts: 19 Location: I don't know either
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Ill go to the Temple of the Norris to ask Chuck Norris for his blessing upon my next attack
_________________ IM B-B-B-B-BACK BABY!!!!!l
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TurtleCopter
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:10 pm Posts: 78 Location: 1 mile away from "I'll never do anything that stupid again"
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_________________


You might have herp but i have the Awesome power of...
DERP!!!
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Mystic Wolf
Joined: Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:52 pm Posts: 299 Location: With good friends...
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Mystic saw the adventurers and decided to join. He saw someone a bit injured (KalloonWhite) and tried to heal him with his white magic. "Cure! Esuna!"
_________________ Do you want me to level up? Click here! Shame that I can't show the pic here due to the size...
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yehoshua
Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm Posts: 1935 Location: In a house unless I'm not in a house.
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*Heats my hands up to the exact melting point of the material that composes the wall and places my hands on it.* Melt!!! 
_________________ Violence is never the answer unless it is.
Sent from my flywheel.
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Gizmo36
Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:18 pm Posts: 27 Location: Where do you think?
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I use my random Gizmo powers
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TigerStryk
Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:05 pm Posts: 19 Location: I don't know either
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arrrrrrgggghhhhh
ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS i summon LU BU TO ATTACK THIS WALL
_________________ IM B-B-B-B-BACK BABY!!!!!l
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 14764 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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I sleep in hopes of regaining some of my lost health.
_________________ I'm a shape-shifter. I'm currently in whatever form I feel like
 Paradigm Shift by me I do not actually believe any of what I'm saying. RP character sheets
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ManaWolf
Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:09 pm Posts: 396 Images: 2 Location: The Bay State
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SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG! I stand in front of the wall and charge up a falcon punch. "FAAAAAAALLLLLLCOOOOOOOON N-"
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FlintTheSquirrel
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:30 pm Posts: 2374 Location: Sweden/North Carolina
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Throw something at it? Again.
_________________ Flint: Str 4, Per 9, End 5, Cha 4, Int 5, Agi 10, Luc 2 (Lucid's Drawing of Flint!) The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty (Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
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loomCAT
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:21 pm Posts: 87
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No weapon? I WILL NOT BEAR THIS OUTRAGE!!!1!
I gather all of my magical energies to cast the almighty METEOR spell!
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Helmetzid
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:35 am Posts: 169 Location: First World Bank, Drilling your Overvault :P
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I CALL UPON THE ULTIMATE POWER*fist encases in fire*FALCON*punches the wall with all my power*PAWNCH
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Gokorahn
Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:49 am Posts: 21
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Mind if i help? *charges up a bit of ki* Kamehameha! *launches the attack at the wall*
_________________ Gokorahn: S-9 P-7 E-7 C-5 I-4 A-3 L-7
"No, no, no, the poke-ball incident was my worst plan, using fireworks while I was inside of it was more of a epic timing on my new masters part."
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TigerStryk
Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:05 pm Posts: 19 Location: I don't know either
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Ohhh Housepets........
_________________ IM B-B-B-B-BACK BABY!!!!!l
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redmarker97
Joined: Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:04 am Posts: 286 Location: Operatin' like an Operator.
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I call in some M270 MLRS Rocket Arty, and the Warthogs again.
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Echo of Eden(Over XBL): "3 Kill Streak! Ford Pinto is read for combat!"
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