you did it once again, you used "to" and not "too"
this grammar Nazi's got his eyes on you.

Unfortunately, 'fur' and 'world' don't rhyme
Perhaps you need to take just a bit more time

rollofthedice ninja'd my rhyme.
now I need to make my posts in a shorter amount of time.

It seems that ship has already sailed
Let's hope this thread doesn't suck too much and get jailed

I'm not gonna jail it, and this is my turf.
now i'm gonna go to the beach so I can surf.

Take to the waves, my fly brotha
Speaking of which, how's YOUR MOTHA

well I'm gonna rock you like Freddy Mercury,
Imma gonna crush you and you can't cut me.

Unfortunately for you, I've a trick in my sock
I'm playing 'Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock'

Bazinga! knocked you out with a Big Bang.
to beat you in rap battles, it ain't no thang.

I thought it was only two lines a post
Psykeout, man, you're supposed to be the host

the rules can be altered if a ninja gets involved,
that way the ninja problem can be solved.

I'm more partial to Copernicum
It always gets me out of looking glum

I prefer Barium, like I do toa rival,
my mood can negatively affect their survival.

A pun AND a rhyme, you've got it on
Too bad you'd still do a better job mowing your lawn

I don't mow my lawn, we pay a guy to do it,
but as for this game, I'm getting into it.

I see there is only 3 people in this thread so far
So i think ill just join and raise the bar

That statement is slightly unsettling
Let's hope the moderators don't start meddling



That brings it to four, homedawgs
Let's stoke the fire, and bring some more logs

Well, EXCUUUUSE me, princess
I'm too perfect to screw up any less

But when i boast, i don't do it discretely.
My rhymes will send you into space to hang out with Wheatly.

for that Portal 2 reference you don't get pie,
you get some cake, but that cake is a lie.

That joke has been done to death
Kinda like your humor, a drab MacBeth

Done to death? Id have to disagree
There can be only one Chance in this battle of raps, you see

you're all just hipsters, my humor's too mainstream.
just like my coffee, you're gonna get creamed.

Pff, you just don't understand
I'm a special little rocket ship, and your jokes just won't land

You ain't so great, if that's what you mean
If you're a rocket ship, you're Apollo 13.

You all think your so bad, but you better run
'cause my raps are like bullets fired out of a gun

Hey, at least I got in space
You're like the Challenger, a severely failed case



A pop-gun, more like!
Let's edit this line - why don't you just go take a hike

I'll bring this kite down when I pull on your string
Your raps aren't very good, they're just flimsy little things.

Here's a key note - a singular doesn't jive with a plural
You better start runnin,' cause I've carved your coffin's mural

Mural, whoah! No artistic expression's
gonna give you direction,
you're like a sinus infection
'Cuz you got 12 sides and nowhere to go,
like a phosphoglyceraldehyde without no H7O

Oh, also, please don't imply killing or otherwise doing anything actually violent to people
Or else I will have to intervene and then this game will be less fun ...eople

I'm thinkin' this'd be better with a little more length
give the peeps a chance to show off their vocabulary strength
not to grind on ya, Psyke, you're the cat's pajamas
but don't try and spam us, we gon' roll it like samus
when it comes to my rhymes, I need a little more time
to shine in the limelight, but everything is alright
I guess what I'm saying is two lines just ain't enough
now the poster below is gonna show us their stuff
word.