Post a picture of something that beats the above one somehow. it can be more awesome, better in something, or destroy the one above. If it may be unclear why it is better, include it in your post.

The first one is:

Chuck Norris beats everything. I just ended your game

I should have seen this coming.
But i can...

Restart button!

Here it is! A NEW START!:

Macgyver can fix everything, be it material, or not.

creates a time traveling Delorean within the next year and goes back to the future.(it's funny because the movie came out in 1985)

Reminds me of the TMD. The coolest gadget I've ever seen.
This can do more than just time travel.

Travel between dimensions with the timer.

Riot police.

BROOM TO YOUR FACE!!!

Shield breaker

now he can snowboard safely down the slope

I melt the ice to make you drown.

he won't drown with scuba gear.

I replace the oxigen tank with a tank of cyanide

I add hydroxocoblamin which changes cyanide into a form which can be eliminated by the kidneys, rendering it non toxic.(thank you wikipedia)

*Tosses off the scuba gear and uses:*

*And floats upon the water, safe*

The almighty needle.

Well, it's a hot air balloon according to the picture, the needle will make air escape so you would descend. Or am I missing something?

Edit: ok, I use this:

The clouds blind you forcing you to land.

I use (void) to absorb the move.

The magic skeleton key that unlocks all.

Your spell crossed the mobius strip and came right back to you.

I wake him up with an alarm clock.
EDIT: I got ninja'd, but it still works

I smash the alarm clock.

Fan pushes away your mist.