Your Favorite Quotes

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:15 pm

"Am I people? Do I even LOOK like people?"
-the 11th Doctor

YingBlanc · Post by **YingBlanc** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:21 am

just look to my motto.

"Is that a Punkawalla" - Jeremy Clarkson on the Tata Nano.

Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:52 pm

"no matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient"
"Now what's that supposed to mean?"
"WHO AM I?!" (yelled while tackling) - Scrubs

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:36 pm

"What's your favorite scary movie?"
-Ghostface, from SCRE4M

lchronosl · Post by **lchronosl** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:44 pm

"King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Shho13 · Post by **Shho13** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:29 pm

"And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I Don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime."
Pink Floyd, The Great Gig in the Sky, The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished."
Leslie Nielsen

"Wise man say, man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."
Some website that I found

machchunk · Post by **machchunk** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:40 am

Shirley:‎ Usually when a movie's bad, I stop watching it, but this sounds college-y.
Pierce: What time do you want us there?
Troy: ...Pierce, you don't wanna watch a cyborg movie in Abed's dorm; you wanna lay in your twin bed and think about how you used to be.
Pierce: What? You think I'm too old to make monkeyshines at a picture show? Come on! I'm younger than the three of you put together!
-Community, Romantic Expressionism

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:22 pm

"Enough with the shakin', it's time to get bakin'!"
-Pinkie Pie

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:21 am

"That was not a clip, that was the entire movie" - Jay Sherman

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:46 pm

"♪Yeah!
I'm a person, I do stuff,
I do
And I ride a skateboard
I don't wanna do what you tell me
'cause If I do what you tell me
I'll do what you do when you tell me what you do
And I don't wanna do what you tell me
because if you do what I tell you
then I'll be a... gah

and I don't wanna go to school
'cause I hate school
everyone hates school but it helps ya learn
and then ya don't be dumb
and then ya don't have to get a job at McDonalds when you 35
so school's pretty cool in that way
we should all go to school and learn about things
DON'T YOU BE DUMB!

but I don't wanna go to school
I just wanna ride my skateboard around
not go to school

No you gotta go to school! *aurblegh*
Little Billy go to school, Little Billy!
Little Billy!
Go to school Little Billy...
Gotta go.

I wanna ride my skateboardin' all day
and not do anything, just wanna be a dumpster... diver... hobo...

No Little Billy! Got to-♪

...what am I on about?"

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:40 pm

"No one is entitled to an opinion on a subject they know nothing about."

Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:48 pm

"All American flags are on back-order. what do you want me to do in the meantime, run a pirate flag up there? maybe turn the whole building into a pirate ship? I could put a captain's wheel up on the roof, catch a parrot somehow, slap on an eye patch, go to work with a caulk gun, seal her up water-tight. I can take her out to sea."
"Are you insane?"
"nah. I'm a pirate" -the Janitor and JD from Scrubs

machchunk · Post by **machchunk** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:17 pm

CaptainPea wrote:"and I don't wanna go to school"

Just wanna be a fool
Just wanna play video games
Everything else is really lame
-The groundbreaking group of high philosophers known as the Blackout Band

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:12 pm

"I'm fine. I have something in my eye, that's all. [sobs] ...I have something in my other eye. [sobbing] I have something in my heart..."

— Stephen Colbert

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Tue May 03, 2011 8:45 pm

Chaplin wrote:People are like Slinkies, they have no practical use and are fun to throw down stairs.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Tue May 03, 2011 9:15 pm

"I warned you about the stairs, Bro!"

-Homestuck

"S-so, how can we help?"

"Oh it's easy! I just want to harvest your bodies for ingredients!"

"...what"

-Slightly Damned

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Tue May 03, 2011 10:29 pm

Nitrosparxx wrote: "S-so, how can we help?"

"Oh it's easy! I just want to harvest your bodies for ingredients!"

"...what"

-Slightly Damned

that and

"Why is England so far away?" - Adam from my English class

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Wed May 04, 2011 10:57 pm

"Be Patient
Be

Be+"
- Eliel S. Morales. L.

james319 · Post by **james319** » Sat May 07, 2011 5:18 am

it has a watermark T^T

Sat May 07, 2011 1:19 pm

"you two stop fighting or I will turn this church around" - Elliot in Scrubs

(paraphrased)"you two stop fighting or I'll turn this lair around" - the dad in no ordinary family. I forget the exact words, but this was the basic meaning.

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Sat May 07, 2011 2:45 pm

"You're gonna LOOOOVE MEEEEEEE!!!"
-Fluttershy, when she finally loses her cool

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Sun May 08, 2011 7:39 pm

"I'M RIP ROARING ****ED! I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!!!"

-The Nostalgia Critic

EB: how did you get it then?
TG: Shenanigans
EB: ok

-Homestuck

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Thu May 19, 2011 6:56 pm

"In 1957, the Soviets sent the first artificial satellite "Sputnik 1".
In 1961, the Soviets reached the space.
In 1969, the Americans landed on the Moon.
In 2011, Nyan Cat explored all the cosmos."

-Russiarules1

KizerZin · Post by **KizerZin** » Thu May 19, 2011 7:24 pm

"I like damage, I need damage, I AM DAMAGE!"~ X-play

Shho13 · Post by **Shho13** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:01 pm

It is what it is. What a perfect statement.

FuhrerVonZephyr · Post by **FuhrerVonZephyr** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:45 pm

Money doesn't buy happiness, money IS HAPPINESS!

-Toby 'Tobuscus' Turner

theblackcateyes · Post by **theblackcateyes** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:48 pm

-BIYONSS!, TRAEME EL ÁCIDO PARA LA ONICOMICOSIS!!!- La Gagis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQZ1MmMB ... re=related

HAHAHAHHA i can't stop laughing!!!

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Wed May 25, 2011 6:57 pm

LordZepher wrote:Money doesn't buy happiness, money IS HAPPINESS!

-Toby 'Tobuscus' Turner

FARMVILLE

"Intro of Darkness, Redness and Whiteness!"

- Toby 'Tobuscus' Turner

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Wed May 25, 2011 8:24 pm

EVERYBODY GET NAKED! -King-

Wed May 25, 2011 8:26 pm

"Your haircut is that of a man"- David in Bittersweet Candy Bowl.

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:29 pm

"Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. But... we are thieves. Point is, we're not takin' what's his."

- Captain Reynolds of Firefly

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep? "

- Wash, of the same.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:32 pm

"The best way to complain is to make things"
Amen.

KalloonWhite · Post by **KalloonWhite** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:51 pm

"You can't stop the FUNK!"

Rollofthedice · Post by **Rollofthedice** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:41 pm

"Prejudices are what fools use for reason."

Also:

"Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers."

-Voltaire

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:00 pm

"They say I am mad, and I agree. I am mad Because I still believe in wonder in the things that Cannot be proven. In mysteries and legends. In the Glories of old and the surpriese yet to come. But most of all they call me mad Because I believe there is sitll Great good in the world. And If that makes me mad Then I am the King of all mad men."

Vespier R leo.

For My Character.

MartinSS · Post by **MartinSS** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:31 pm

"Tank beats everything!" -random marine from Halo 3
"Oo-de-lally" -robin hood (disney)
"Skadooosh!" -Po (kung fu panda)
"Who wants to see the little guy take on the champ?" -Regi Bellafonte (Surf's Up)
"Life will find a way" Someone from jurrasic park
"Let's call it Steve!" -Hammy (over the hedge)
"All revolutions are the sheerest fantasy until they happen; then they become historical inevitabilities" -Sonmi 451 (david mitchle's cloud atlas)
"Bow ties are cool" -the doctor... duh!
"Ikarumba!" -Bart simpson
"Of the three things you never say to a women, he said all three." And another thing by Eoin Colfer
"Don't panic" hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

I've read most of the quotes listed here and I'm surprised at how many of them I know. They're all so awesome and l seem to apply to me in some way. I know that there is at least on here that has been said already, but seriously, DON'T PANIC is a quote for any occasion.

Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:01 am

MartinSS wrote:"Ikarumba!" -Bart simpson

quick correction, that's actually "Ay! Caramba!"

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:42 am

"OH SH-f...bi-d...wh... er... fudge?"
- Me.

"Does anything I say makes sense?!"
- Frank, my friend.

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:26 am

"Today, we take the battle to them!"
-Optimus Prime, while being freaking awesome

FuhrerVonZephyr · Post by **FuhrerVonZephyr** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:38 am

"And then I said, 'Oatmeal? Are you crazy?!"

-Pinkie Pie