Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt
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you are sucked into space so you can't roll around
I wish for my dreams and not nightmares to come true
I wish for my dreams and not nightmares to come true
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Having the ground be made out of cake turns out to be far more problematic than you'd anticipated.
I wish for there to be an awesome pizza place closer to where I live.
I wish for there to be an awesome pizza place closer to where I live.
You've shattered my mind and rearranged the pieces into something beautiful.
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Granted, you go bankrupt and move into the basement of said place.
I wish I hadn't forgotten this.
I wish I hadn't forgotten this.
[04:08:26] <+Dynaslash> Schrodinger's GIANT ROBOT
[04:08:54] <+Frooxius|Busy> (for sore throat and common cold and souch)
[04:08:54] <+Frooxius|Busy> (for sore throat and common cold and souch)
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your head blows up because of to much memories
I wish for that but not for my head to explode
I wish for that but not for my head to explode
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Granted, they're all bad memores, and they force ou the good ones.
I wish Solatorobo wuld get a US release.
I wish Solatorobo wuld get a US release.
[04:08:26] <+Dynaslash> Schrodinger's GIANT ROBOT
[04:08:54] <+Frooxius|Busy> (for sore throat and common cold and souch)
[04:08:54] <+Frooxius|Busy> (for sore throat and common cold and souch)
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It does, but only in the form of a fan-made translation full of bugs and grammar errors that only works on emulators.
I wish for the ability to fly.
I wish for the ability to fly.
You've shattered my mind and rearranged the pieces into something beautiful.
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Granted, you fly into a jet engine
I wish i could be protected from this forum
I wish i could be protected from this forum
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you get protected from this forum by this forum
I wish my wishes couldn't get corrupted
I wish my wishes couldn't get corrupted
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Granted by removing your ability to make wishes.
I wish for the Guild Wars 2 beta to start already.
I wish for the Guild Wars 2 beta to start already.
You've shattered my mind and rearranged the pieces into something beautiful.
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Granted. The beta has only 1 playable level, and it isn't complete, and some ground is fake because the programmers forgot to make it solid, and the jump feature isn't added yet.
I wish that I could have a bunch more video games.
I wish that I could have a bunch more video games.
"Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here."
~Cheshire Cat
~Cheshire Cat
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Granted they're all games you hate and your unable to get any more
i wish i knew all that i wanted but i could still control it
i wish i knew all that i wanted but i could still control it
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your unable to get them
I wish to be rich and never get bored or killed
I wish to be rich and never get bored or killed
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granted, but now everybody is jealous of you and hates you
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Your nonexistant wish gets corrupted anyway and ends up breaking the universe as a result. Then, because the universe has been broken, your nonexistant wish can no longer not exist and get corrupted so the universe doesn't break, thus allowing your nonexistant wish to not exist and get corrupted anyway so that the universe breaks, resulting in it not being able to break, thus allowing it to break and prevent itself from breaking so that it can then... Ow.
I wish for a pet Pristerognathus just because.
I wish for a pet Pristerognathus just because.
You've shattered my mind and rearranged the pieces into something beautiful.
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Granted, but with it's large canine teeth, it eats you
I wish for the universe to be corrupted, resulting in my wish being granted making the universe uncorrupted, which stops my wish, making the universe corrupted, and the universe will ping-pong like this until someone stops me
Edit: i dare someone to grant my wish
I wish for the universe to be corrupted, resulting in my wish being granted making the universe uncorrupted, which stops my wish, making the universe corrupted, and the universe will ping-pong like this until someone stops me
Edit: i dare someone to grant my wish
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wish granted
I wish for posts not to be long (in general)
I wish for posts not to be long (in general)
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Sorry, i have no control over that soooo.... TOO BAD
I wish for ummm.....more wishes!!!!
I wish for ummm.....more wishes!!!!
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someone steals them
I wish for that but without it being stolen
I wish for that but without it being stolen
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granted, but there are too many rules on the wishes so you can only wish for broken pencils without breaking the rules (breaking the rules makes you go into a coma)
I wish for unlimited, rule free wishes that won't get stolen
I wish for unlimited, rule free wishes that won't get stolen
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You drop them all into a volcano
I wish for that, except they will always come back to me if i lose them or destroy them
I wish for that, except they will always come back to me if i lose them or destroy them
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you get an apology
I wish for a theremin
I wish for a theremin
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sorry, i don't know what that means so you can't get it.
I wish for true wisdom and knowledge and i won't die by anything but old age
I wish for true wisdom and knowledge and i won't die by anything but old age
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well since you don't know what a theremin is, you can't have that and F.Y.I it's a musical instrument that uses sound waves to control pitch and volume, and i already have one, i was just tring to trip you up so HA
i wish for what you wished for
i wish for what you wished for
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sorry, i can't do anything for that
I wish for that except you HAVE to give it to me
I wish for that except you HAVE to give it to me
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well i'm not allowed unless you already know everything, here, if you answer this, i'll giv it to you. "Voiceless cry, wingless flutter, toothless bite, mouthless mutter. What am I?" and no looking it up, and no help. if you answer that i'll grant your wish
I wish for the MEGA SODA!!
I wish for the MEGA SODA!!
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you die before you get it
I wish for mythological creatures to be real
I wish for mythological creatures to be real
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they all eat you
I wish for the same, but also for the loyalty of them all
I wish for the same, but also for the loyalty of them all
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they rebel
I wish for that, except they are all friendly
I wish for that, except they are all friendly
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they are friendly to only you and eat all of your family and friends, and then medusa accidentially turns you to stone
i wish for gum
i wish for gum
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it is garbage flavored
I wish for garbage flavored gum that i will like
I wish for garbage flavored gum that i will like
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granted, but right before you get it into your mouth, you drop it and an obese rat carries it off... you now have the "Fat Rat" curse
i wish to at someone besides me
i wish to at someone besides me
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Granted, but they punch you in the face for laughing at them.
I wish for bacon flavored gum to exist.
I wish for bacon flavored gum to exist.
"Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here."
~Cheshire Cat
~Cheshire Cat
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granted, but it doesn't taste like bacon.....
i wish for a segway
i wish for a segway
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I wish for bacon gum, you can't give me another flavor
Granted, but it is for display only and you can't actually use it.
Granted, but it is for display only and you can't actually use it.
"Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here."
~Cheshire Cat
~Cheshire Cat
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IT IS BACON GUM!it just doesnt taste like it
i wish for a segway that i can use and it won't break
i wish for a segway that i can use and it won't break
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Bacon flavored.ShadowMew295 wrote:Granted, but they punch you in the face for laughing at them.
I wish for bacon flavored gum to exist.
It doesn't break, it just runs out of charge the first day you use it.
"Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here."
~Cheshire Cat
~Cheshire Cat
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IT IS BACON-FLAVORED. IT JUST DOESNT TASTE LIKE IT!!!!!!!
i wish for a segway that works, will not break, will not be stolen, and has unlimited charge
i wish for a segway that works, will not break, will not be stolen, and has unlimited charge
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Ok Gizmo, you can't do that. Also, you're doing the same thing as Z, making your wishes un-corruptable. Stop it. Now. And give me a good corruption.
"Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here."
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fine, i wish for a metal pole (easy right?)
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Yeah, no, this isn't gonna work. I've warned this thread a couple of times, now it's done.
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