^ Is an artist of high caliber.
< Has no affinity toward footwear.
V Is female.

^ is wrong
< is a GUY
v is a GIRL

^ Is not good at guessing gender
< Is obviously male.
V Will break the guessing cycle.

^ is wrong
< is right
v is in the middle

^ Is named Michael.
< Is nowhere near the middle.
V got the joke.

^ is wrong
< doesn't get the joke
v does

^ never seen the Frankie Muniz show.
< Has seen it.
V Does not watch much television at all.

^ very positive person
< is a freshman on the forum
V will write something interesting

^ Is doing great on the forums.
< Is not a very interesting person.
V can fulfill the new forumites wish to hear something interesting.

^ Praise me for my "work" on forums
< Is NBA fan.
V Is going to be next after me.

^ is wrong
< doesn't likes sports
v agrees with me

^ thinks I agree with him
< is chating on forum
v is not sure about me

^ is wrong
< wishes he had more money
v is Lord of the Onion Rings

^ feels smell of my Onion Ring
< is looking at some boxing fights
v is wondering why Onion

^ is wondering
< from an ad
v hello

^ Hi
< just looking good
v is typing faster than me

^ is right
< is fast typer
v is not

^ is self-confident
< is using his 6th sense
v is not using it

^ is wrong
< can read minds
v can't

^ is also wrong
< can type without touching keyboard
v can do it too

^ can
< can
v can

^ Apparently does not know that most people lack psychic powers.
< Wishes she could type without touching the keyboard.
v Can kill a man with his/her thumb.

^ ...
< maybe
v know if they can

^ Is a person
< Can kill a man with her thumb.
v IS A LOAF OF BREAD

^ Is a woman
< definetly isn't a woman
v read this post

^ Is a man
< Is a woman and did read that post
v Fell on the ground today.

^ Has a lot of free time
< Definetly not fell on the ground today
v Is going to school today

^ is right
< just came bag
v didn't go

^ Knows when people are sick
< Didn't go today
v Is dead

^ is right
< is dead
v is undead

^ Is wrong
< Is alive and never died, so he can't be undead.
V Drinks water

^ Is alive
< ......... Doesn't like water......
v Has a poodle

^ is incorrect
< has a poodle mix with something else
v does too

^ is somewhat right
< has 2 dog siblings and a black cat
v does too

^ That's a small family compared to mine. (:
< 8 brothers, 4 sisters, a cat, and five dogs. =D
V Is your family even bigger?

^ Is a Beagle
< Used to have a huge family of like 27 people but then all the fish died so now there's only 7.
v Has fish

^ is magical
< is MEGA ULTRA magical
v has fish

^ Wants Fish to power his magic?
< Ate all of his fish
V Can teach Z how to go fishing.

^ is wrong
< can't teach myself that
v can