Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

jopencjusz · Post by **jopencjusz** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:29 am

But other people are against this.

I wish I have more free time.

ShadowMew295 · Post by **ShadowMew295** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:31 am

BUT NOBODY HAS FREE TIME.

I wish I could have unlimited spaghetti with meat sauce. (Yummmyyyyyyy <3)

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:21 pm

it will taste like mint (your mortal enemy)

I wish for the power to control the elements with true mastery and no one will ever hate/envy me.

ShadowMew295 · Post by **ShadowMew295** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:37 pm

(NOT MINT! NOOOOOO!)

But you will die as soon as you learn them.

I WISH FOR CAKE

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:17 pm

It's mint flavored

I wish for what i wished for before but unable to die

ShadowMew295 · Post by **ShadowMew295** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:52 pm

Then you will get cancer and slowly live every day with a painful swirling nightmare of horror and torment.

I wish for fish on a dish.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:32 am

that's bad

I wish for the same thing i last wished + i can't get hurt by diseases and i'm invincible

NosWaster · Post by **NosWaster** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:19 am

The Great Kitsune will remove all of your powers.

I wish for the AMD Bulldozer CPU to release already.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:52 pm

Bulldozer is released without drivers.

I wish there was a mobile version of AMD Bulldozer.

ShadowMew295 · Post by **ShadowMew295** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:47 pm

People too lazy to make it.

I wish for easier clicking on Pokefarm

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:22 pm

doesn't happen

I wish for great food all the time

ShadowMew295 · Post by **ShadowMew295** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:41 pm

Poison foodzzzz.

I wish for grape juice.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:55 pm

it's mint flavored

I wish for great food all the time that tastes good and can't get poisoned

ShadowMew295 · Post by **ShadowMew295** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:59 pm

(Oh stop doing that.)

YOU DIE.

I wish for life.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:00 am

for only 2 seconds

I wish that i will never get sick

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:51 am

You can't get sick when you are confined to your bubble...

I wish for better graphics in games.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:39 am

the game will become real and DESTROY you

I wish for total respect

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:52 am

Everyone respects the dead.

I wish for more books to read.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:12 pm

you become blind

I wish for total respect without being killed

copper · Post by **copper** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:49 pm

You get total respect, but then go insane.

I wish that I knew what to do in any situation.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:14 pm

You start to think 'how to listen to Justin Bieber music' and go mad.

I wish for total respect without being killed or going insane

exranio · Post by **exranio** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:13 pm

You get total respect, but only from your mom.

I wish for a pet rock!

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:14 pm

it is a huge rock over on the cliff above you

I wish for what i wished for before but add 'everyone will respect me'

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:02 am

You get your respect, but it overwhelms you and you become a huge jerk, losing the respect you so dearly wanted.

I wish for a new song.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:32 pm

it's from Justin Bieber

I wish for what i wished for before, but without being able to lose my respect

ShadowMew295 · Post by **ShadowMew295** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:44 pm

You get DENIAL.

I wish Z would stop power playing.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:45 pm

too bad >:3

I wish for people not to judge others for bad reasons

ShadowMew295 · Post by **ShadowMew295** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:46 pm

Well, the wish is faulty.

I wish for wishes.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:31 pm

Cosmic law forbids that. You do NOT want to break Cosmic Law...

I wish for another dog.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:34 pm

dies the day you get him

I wish that i can wish for more wishes

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:19 pm

Granted, but they must follow a strict set of rules.

I wish I could speak all the languages of the world!

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:18 am

you realize language is just an illusion.

I wish for true wisdom that won't corrupt me.

Post by **Dissension** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:47 pm

This is less a wish than an intervention. Stop trying to make your wishes impossible to corrupt. It's annoying and people get tired of it. Similarly, there is no reason for everyone's wishes and corruptions to be dark. Giving someone cancer and talking about their tortuous life is not what the forums are for.

And remember, as always, posting permissions are a privilege, not a guaranteed right.

Shake · Post by **Shake** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:50 pm

Z-Zman wrote:I wish for true wisdom that won't corrupt me.

Here's a ball of yarn and a spoon. Good luck.

I wish for an endless supply of ice cream.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:57 pm

it all melts and goes down the drains

I wish for telekinesis for myself

copper · Post by **copper** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:02 am

You get it, but it is so weak that the most you can do is make pencils roll off of desks.

I wish for a good american cartoon show.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:45 pm

It makes no sense

I wish more powerful telekinesis that i can control

ShadowMew295 · Post by **ShadowMew295** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:27 pm

You're doing it again...... You find out that telekenises is a LIE. Just like the cake.

I wish for bubble gum!

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:00 pm

too bad

I wish to be a real wizard that can control dark magic without being corrupted

Shake · Post by **Shake** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:08 pm

Turns out there's a really powerful secret society dedicated to eradicating black magic. They are not particularly friendly.

I wish for a human-sized hamster ball.